Biography:
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine (frequently shortened to Carter USM) are an alternative duo which formed in 1988 in London, England. The band consists of James "Jim Bob" Morrison (vocals, guitar) and Les "Fruitbat" Carter (guitar). The band released seven albums before disbanding in 1998. The band reunited in 2007.
In 1994, the duo expanded to a trio when Resque drummer Wez joined the band. In 1996, the band expanded further to include Salvatore Alessi of S*M*A*S*H on bass, Ben Lambert on keyboards, and Wez's brother Steve on guitar.
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Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Shoppers Paradise
Verse 1:
C G
Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives
C G
knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts
C
Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks
G
tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits
C G C
ozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding dates another summer of hate
Verse 2:
C G
It's the top shop for the tired and rundown going up for the final comedown
C G
First and second floors, third and fourth world wars
C
We've got a free pair of flares, with every hip replacement
G
just take the stairs to the bargain basement
C
Babies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle.
Chorus:
G C G C
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
G C G C
the big shop is open it's a wonderful world
Verse 3:
C G
Top floor Shoppers' Paradise we've got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist
C G
We've got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T. were going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.
C
We take Visa, Access, American Express
G
patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best
C
clothes for all ages, mothers and babies
Chorus:
Verse 4:
C
Going down for all the things you missed
G
all the love. peace and happiness that don't exist
C G
We've got enpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix a government freezer full of benefits
C
A children's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys
G
We've got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies
C
Carpets. Iinoleum, holy petroleum,
G
Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans
C G C
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls the big shop is open and the world is wonderful
Ending: C G C G C G C G
I love this song so enjoy!!!
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Shoppers Paradise
Verse 1:
C G
Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives
C G
knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts
C
Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks
G
tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits
C G C
ozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding dates another summer of hate
Verse 2:
C G
It's the top shop for the tired and rundown going up for the final comedown
C G
First and second floors, third and fourth world wars
C
We've got a free pair of flares, with every hip replacement
G
just take the stairs to the bargain basement
C
Babies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle.
Chorus:
G C G C
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
G C G C
the big shop is open it's a wonderful world
Verse 3:
C G
Top floor Shoppers' Paradise we've got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist
C G
We've got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T. were going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G.
C
We take Visa, Access, American Express
G
patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best
C
clothes for all ages, mothers and babies
Chorus:
Verse 4:
C
Going down for all the things you missed
G
all the love. peace and happiness that don't exist
C G
We've got enpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix a government freezer full of benefits
C
A children's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys
G
We've got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies
C
Carpets. Iinoleum, holy petroleum,
G
Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans
C G C
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls the big shop is open and the world is wonderful
Ending: C G C G C G C G
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