Biography:
Canadian Softball is the emo/indie/math rock parody band of Jarrod Alonge.
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Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Verse 1]
D
You think you're something else, but you can't hide
That there's more to you than meets the eye
Em
Between the local brews and coffee shops and vinyl records
G
This wagon hopping is quite the endeavor
D
Long ago I stood right by
While you swung your arms from side to side
Em
I guess those trips we took to Warped Tour never really happened
G
You still owe me $40 for tickets
[Verse 2]
D
Flash back, 2006
A Linkin Park hoodie with some checkered kicks
Em
Posting on your MySpace dissing your haters
G
Blasting Papa Roach from your Motorola Razr
Bm Em G
A tough day of middle school has got you feeling down
Bm D G
Yet you're the coolest kid in town
[Chorus]
Bm Em
I remember, we all remember
G
You've had that same smug look since December
Bm D G
Indirectly braggadocios
You really thought we wouldn't notice?
Bm Em G Bm
A phase is a phase, but you're stuck in a maze
G
How long until the next one?
[Verse 3]
D
You learned about Hot Topic in 2008
Long neon hair, all the sudden real straight
Em
Playing breakdowns at the high school talent show
G
Nobody really gets it, itâs kind of embarrassing
D
Before you know it you start claiming edge
Double Xs are pretty hardcore I guess
Em
You break a girl's teeth, crowd-killing every week
G
I don't really get how you havenât gotten sued yet
[Spoken Interlude]
Bm Em
It's 2013 now and we're back to pop punk for some reason
G
You're also quite the social justice warrior
Bm D
Even though you called people "faggot" pretty regularly that previous summer
Em A
But good on you, progress is progress, I won't judge
[Chorus]
Bm Em
I remember, we all remember
G
You've had that same smug look since December
Bm D
Indirectly braggadocios
G
You really thought we wouldnât notice?
Bm Em G Bm
A phase is a phase, but you're stuck in a maze
G
How long until the next one?
[Spoken Interlude]
D
I'm also pretty sure there was an EDM phase
G
Somewhere along the way
Bm
It was like four straight weeks of just EDM music (Music music?)
A
He also starting vaping, which was kind of weird, out of character
(You said music twice)
[Outro]x2
D
What's next on the list?
It can't be that much better
G
Than a creepy-ass mustache and a DIY sweater
Bm
If this is the life that the want, then so be it
A
I'll be waiting here next year admiring the spirit
D
You think you're something else, but you can't hide
That there's more to you than meets the eye
Em
Between the local brews and coffee shops and vinyl records
G
This wagon hopping is quite the endeavor
D
Long ago I stood right by
While you swung your arms from side to side
Em
I guess those trips we took to Warped Tour never really happened
G
You still owe me $40 for tickets
[Verse 2]
D
Flash back, 2006
A Linkin Park hoodie with some checkered kicks
Em
Posting on your MySpace dissing your haters
G
Blasting Papa Roach from your Motorola Razr
Bm Em G
A tough day of middle school has got you feeling down
Bm D G
Yet you're the coolest kid in town
[Chorus]
Bm Em
I remember, we all remember
G
You've had that same smug look since December
Bm D G
Indirectly braggadocios
You really thought we wouldn't notice?
Bm Em G Bm
A phase is a phase, but you're stuck in a maze
G
How long until the next one?
[Verse 3]
D
You learned about Hot Topic in 2008
Long neon hair, all the sudden real straight
Em
Playing breakdowns at the high school talent show
G
Nobody really gets it, itâs kind of embarrassing
D
Before you know it you start claiming edge
Double Xs are pretty hardcore I guess
Em
You break a girl's teeth, crowd-killing every week
G
I don't really get how you havenât gotten sued yet
[Spoken Interlude]
Bm Em
It's 2013 now and we're back to pop punk for some reason
G
You're also quite the social justice warrior
Bm D
Even though you called people "faggot" pretty regularly that previous summer
Em A
But good on you, progress is progress, I won't judge
[Chorus]
Bm Em
I remember, we all remember
G
You've had that same smug look since December
Bm D
Indirectly braggadocios
G
You really thought we wouldnât notice?
Bm Em G Bm
A phase is a phase, but you're stuck in a maze
G
How long until the next one?
[Spoken Interlude]
D
I'm also pretty sure there was an EDM phase
G
Somewhere along the way
Bm
It was like four straight weeks of just EDM music (Music music?)
A
He also starting vaping, which was kind of weird, out of character
(You said music twice)
[Outro]x2
D
What's next on the list?
It can't be that much better
G
Than a creepy-ass mustache and a DIY sweater
Bm
If this is the life that the want, then so be it
A
I'll be waiting here next year admiring the spirit
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