Biography:
Colleen Ballinger is an American actress, comedian, and singer who created Mirandasings08 on YouTube in 2008. Ballinger displays videos of the comically talentless, egotistical and quirky character on her YouTube channel under the username mirandasings08. On these videos, the character sings badly and rants about her critics, the "haters". Ballinger also featured the character on a second YouTube channel, Mirandavlogz, in videos where the character discusses a topic or gives a tutorial of the day.
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Intro:
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D A
When you're hanging with a friend you don't see very much
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You know the kind
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You see them once every year for coffee or brunch
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And you struggle really hard to think of things to talk abo-out Oooh
D A
So you talk about the weather and pretend that you care
C G
When she said tried something new with her hair
D A C G
So you fake a smile but then the worst thing in the world happened Oooh
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This awful thing also happens when you're in an Uber
D G7 C G
It's also very common when you're with strangers on an elevator
E7 A
So brace yourself because this awful thing is about to occur
*silence*
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It's awkward silence
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It's the worst thing in the world
D A
When you go to your friend's house and you're hanging with them
C G
And you're having lots of fun and then their parents come in
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But suddenly your friend decides to leave the room
C G
Oh no
D A
You small talk with the parents for a minute or two
C G
But that doesn't last long and you don't know what to do
D A C
And you know what's coming next so you pray your friend will come back and save you
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Mmm
D G7 C G
This awful thing also happens when you're in an Uber
D G7 C G
It's also very common when you're with strangers on an elevator
E7 A
So brace yourself because this awful thing is about to occur
*silence*
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It's awkward silence
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I would rather have a hangnail
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I would rather date your mom
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I would rather get a papercut or lick a bathroom stall
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Anything is better than awkward silence
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I would rather watch Dawson s Creek
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I would rather eat your poo
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I would rather not skip the ad on YouTube
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Anything is better than awkward silence
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I would rather step in ice cube puddles while wearing socks
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I would rather use my nails on a chalkboard instead of chalk
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Anything is better than awkward silence
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I would rather have diarrhea
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I would rather watch my parents hum
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I would rather listen to Nickelback or hang out with Trump
Actually I don't think I'd rather do that one No
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Almost anything is better than awkward
*pause*
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