Biography:
Bo Burnham (born August 21, 1990 in Hamilton, Massachusetts, United States) is a comedian, musician and singer/songwriter. Burnham originally found fame through YouTube before being signed to Comedy Central Records in 2008.
Burnham has released three studio albums and an EP: "Bo Fo Sho - EP" (2008), "Bo Burnham" (2009), "Words Words Words" (2010), and "what." (2013).
Burnham's March 2009 "Comedy Central Presents" special made him the youngest comedian to have appeared on the program.
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Other songs:
- #deep
- 3.14 Apple Pi
- 3.14 Apple Pie
- Are You Happy
- Art Is Dead
- Cookout
- Country Song
- Eff
- From God's Perspective
- Hell Of A Ride
- I'm Bo Yo
- Kill Yourself
- Kill Youself
- Little Adolf
- Love Is...
- Lower Your Expectations
- Men And Women
- My Whole Family
- New Math
- Oh My God
- Perfect Woman
- Repeat Stuff
- Sad
- Straight White Male
- Welcome To Youtube
- Words Words Words
- From Gods Perspective
- 314 Apple Pi
- A Love Ballad
- Cant Handle This
- Channel 5 News
- Cun
- Deep
- Fetus
- He Meant To Knock The Water Over
- High School Party
- Im Bo Yo
- Love Is
- My Better Half
- My Little Secret
- Nerds
- Oh Bo
- Oh My God Song From The Perspective Of God
- Rant
- Sunday School
- The Break Up Song
- The Perfect Woman
- The Twitter Song
- Whats Funny
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[Intro]
F F/Eb Dm C (x2)
[Girl]
F F/Eb
It's over
Dm C
We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again
F
It's over
F/Eb
We're unhappy
Dm
We need to take a break from us to make us right again
Bb C
And even though it's not gonna go any further
Dm
I swear I don't regret a second of it
Bb
And when the dust has settled
C
I hope we can still be friends
[Boy]
And then I said
F
EAT a DICK!
F
EAT a DICK!
F
EAT a FUCKING DICK, LIKE THIS
F
PUT ON YOUR DICK EATING GLOVES!
F
GET READY TO GOBBLE a DICK OFF!
F
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS DICK, SITCH
F
EAT a DICK!, BITCH!
[Instrumental]
F F/Eb Dm C (x2)
[Girl]
F
Ok, you're angry
F/Eb
I can see that
Dm C
But you don't need to make this harder than it has to be
F F/Eb
I try to speak to you
But you won't listen -
[Boy]
Dm
EAT a DICK!
[Girl]
N.C.
Hold on, please just let me -
[Boy]
N.C
EAT a DICK!
[Girl]
N.C
Oh my God
Bb C
Honestly, are you fucking five?
Dm
I try to talk this out, and you refuse to even listen to me
Bb
I'm saying how I'm feeling
Bb
And you're saying "eat a dick"
C7
Does that seem like a mature response to you?
[Boy]
F
NO IT DOESN'T!
F
BUT SEE I THINK THE ISSUE IS
F
I'VE GOT MY FATHERS TEMPER
F
AND I'M EMOTIONALLY INARTICULATE!
F
SO RATHER THAN BEING HONEST AND VULNERABLE
F
I DID a QUICK SWITCH
F
BECAUSE I'M HURTING INSIDE
F
AND I'M TRYING TO HIDE IT, SO
[Crying]
F
EAT a DICK!, BITCH!
[Girl]
F Gm
I didn't think you'd cry for me
Dm C
I didn't think you cared
F Gm Dm
I thought you were lashing out in anger
Bb
Now I see you're scared
C
I'm scared, too
C
Maybe we can work this out
C7
And not break up
[Boy]
N.C
Really?
[Girl]
F
NO, LICK MY CLIT!
F
LICK MY MOTHERFUCKING CLIT!
F
YOU THINK THREE LOUSY TEARS
F
OFFSETS THREE YEARS OF SHIT
F
I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU
F
GET ME WETTER, THEN SCREW
F
SORRY, YOU'RE NOT WHAT I NEED, HUN
F
LICK THIS CLIT AND LEAVE, SON
F F/Eb Dm C (x2)
[Girl]
F F/Eb
It's over
Dm C
We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again
F
It's over
F/Eb
We're unhappy
Dm
We need to take a break from us to make us right again
Bb C
And even though it's not gonna go any further
Dm
I swear I don't regret a second of it
Bb
And when the dust has settled
C
I hope we can still be friends
[Boy]
And then I said
F
EAT a DICK!
F
EAT a DICK!
F
EAT a FUCKING DICK, LIKE THIS
F
PUT ON YOUR DICK EATING GLOVES!
F
GET READY TO GOBBLE a DICK OFF!
F
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS DICK, SITCH
F
EAT a DICK!, BITCH!
[Instrumental]
F F/Eb Dm C (x2)
[Girl]
F
Ok, you're angry
F/Eb
I can see that
Dm C
But you don't need to make this harder than it has to be
F F/Eb
I try to speak to you
But you won't listen -
[Boy]
Dm
EAT a DICK!
[Girl]
N.C.
Hold on, please just let me -
[Boy]
N.C
EAT a DICK!
[Girl]
N.C
Oh my God
Bb C
Honestly, are you fucking five?
Dm
I try to talk this out, and you refuse to even listen to me
Bb
I'm saying how I'm feeling
Bb
And you're saying "eat a dick"
C7
Does that seem like a mature response to you?
[Boy]
F
NO IT DOESN'T!
F
BUT SEE I THINK THE ISSUE IS
F
I'VE GOT MY FATHERS TEMPER
F
AND I'M EMOTIONALLY INARTICULATE!
F
SO RATHER THAN BEING HONEST AND VULNERABLE
F
I DID a QUICK SWITCH
F
BECAUSE I'M HURTING INSIDE
F
AND I'M TRYING TO HIDE IT, SO
[Crying]
F
EAT a DICK!, BITCH!
[Girl]
F Gm
I didn't think you'd cry for me
Dm C
I didn't think you cared
F Gm Dm
I thought you were lashing out in anger
Bb
Now I see you're scared
C
I'm scared, too
C
Maybe we can work this out
C7
And not break up
[Boy]
N.C
Really?
[Girl]
F
NO, LICK MY CLIT!
F
LICK MY MOTHERFUCKING CLIT!
F
YOU THINK THREE LOUSY TEARS
F
OFFSETS THREE YEARS OF SHIT
F
I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU
F
GET ME WETTER, THEN SCREW
F
SORRY, YOU'RE NOT WHAT I NEED, HUN
F
LICK THIS CLIT AND LEAVE, SON
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