Biography:
Bo Burnham (born August 21, 1990 in Hamilton, Massachusetts, United States) is a comedian, musician and singer/songwriter. Burnham originally found fame through YouTube before being signed to Comedy Central Records in 2008.
Burnham has released three studio albums and an EP: "Bo Fo Sho - EP" (2008), "Bo Burnham" (2009), "Words Words Words" (2010), and "what." (2013).
Burnham's March 2009 "Comedy Central Presents" special made him the youngest comedian to have appeared on the program.
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Other songs:
- #deep
- 3.14 Apple Pi
- 3.14 Apple Pie
- Are You Happy
- Art Is Dead
- Cookout
- Country Song
- Eff
- From God's Perspective
- Hell Of A Ride
- I'm Bo Yo
- Kill Yourself
- Kill Youself
- Little Adolf
- Love Is...
- Lower Your Expectations
- Men And Women
- My Whole Family
- New Math
- Oh My God
- Perfect Woman
- Repeat Stuff
- Sad
- Straight White Male
- Welcome To Youtube
- Words Words Words
- From Gods Perspective
- 314 Apple Pi
- A Love Ballad
- Cant Handle This
- Channel 5 News
- Cun
- Deep
- Fetus
- He Meant To Knock The Water Over
- High School Party
- Im Bo Yo
- Love Is
- My Better Half
- My Little Secret
- Nerds
- Oh Bo
- Oh My God Song From The Perspective Of God
- Rant
- Sunday School
- The Break Up Song
- The Perfect Woman
- The Twitter Song
- Whats Funny
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Verse: D , A , G
Pre Chorus: Bm , G , D , A , G
Chorus: D , A , G , Bm , A
[KEY CHANGE] CHORUS: E , B , A , Cm , B
D , A , G
INTRO
[Spoken]
D
Instead of people actually telling their stories
A
You just got a bunch of millionaire metrosexuals that have never done a hard days work in their lives
G
But instead of just sort of figuring out the phrases and the words that they can pander into their crowd with
D
They just sort of list these words and phrases off
A
mad-lib style in every song and pander to them
G
Words like...
VERSE
[Sung]
D
Dirt road
Cold beer
A
Blue jeans
G
Red pickup
D
Rural noun, simple adjective
[Spoken]
A , G
And when you're not singing you just talk in the middle like this
D
No shoes
No shirt
A
No Jews
G
You didn't hear that
[Spoken]
D
You also didn't not hear it
A , G
PRE CHORUS
Bm
I walk and talk like a field hand
G
But the boots I'm wearing cost five grand
D A
I write songs about riding tractors
G
From the comfort of a private jet
CHORUS
D
I can sing in mandarin
A
And still know I'm pandering
G
Hunting deer and chasing trout
Bm A
Cold Bud Light with the logo facing out
D
Hear that subtle mandolin
A
That's textbook pandering
G Bm
I own a private ranch that I rarely use
A
INTERLUDE
[Spoken]
D , A , G
One verse, one chorus in the bag
Now it's time to talk to the ladies
I am hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rape-y vibes I'm putting out
VERSE
[Sung]
D
Good girl
In a straw hat
A G
With her arms out in a corn field
D , A , G
That's a scarecrow sorry. Thought that was a human woman. start that over again
D
Cold night
Cold beer
A
Cold jeans
G
Strike that last one
D
I want you
A
I hope you're feeling me
[Spoken]
G
Once again just talking in the middle
PRE CHORUS
Bm
We go to bed and you doze off
G
So I take your country girl clothes off
D
I put my hands on your body
A G
It feels like hay, it's a fucking scarecrow again
CHORUS
D
White mics and pampering
A
Fuck your ears I'm pandering
G
I write songs for the people who do
Bm A
Jobs in the towns that I've never moved to
D
Legalize gerrymandering
A
Tolerate my pandering
G
You got a beautiful mouth
Bm
I got a beautiful dick.
[Spoken]
A
You dumb motherfuckers want a key change?
[KEY CHANGE] CHORUS
E
Thematically meandering
B
phatically pandering
A
I got a tight grip on my demo's balls
C#m B
Say the word "truck" and they jizz in their overalls
E
You don't know what land you're in
B
I'm in the land of pandering
A
And I'll be upfront
C#m B E
I do what I do cause I'm a total fucking cun-try boy
Pre Chorus: Bm , G , D , A , G
Chorus: D , A , G , Bm , A
[KEY CHANGE] CHORUS: E , B , A , Cm , B
D , A , G
INTRO
[Spoken]
D
Instead of people actually telling their stories
A
You just got a bunch of millionaire metrosexuals that have never done a hard days work in their lives
G
But instead of just sort of figuring out the phrases and the words that they can pander into their crowd with
D
They just sort of list these words and phrases off
A
mad-lib style in every song and pander to them
G
Words like...
VERSE
[Sung]
D
Dirt road
Cold beer
A
Blue jeans
G
Red pickup
D
Rural noun, simple adjective
[Spoken]
A , G
And when you're not singing you just talk in the middle like this
D
No shoes
No shirt
A
No Jews
G
You didn't hear that
[Spoken]
D
You also didn't not hear it
A , G
PRE CHORUS
Bm
I walk and talk like a field hand
G
But the boots I'm wearing cost five grand
D A
I write songs about riding tractors
G
From the comfort of a private jet
CHORUS
D
I can sing in mandarin
A
And still know I'm pandering
G
Hunting deer and chasing trout
Bm A
Cold Bud Light with the logo facing out
D
Hear that subtle mandolin
A
That's textbook pandering
G Bm
I own a private ranch that I rarely use
A
INTERLUDE
[Spoken]
D , A , G
One verse, one chorus in the bag
Now it's time to talk to the ladies
I am hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rape-y vibes I'm putting out
VERSE
[Sung]
D
Good girl
In a straw hat
A G
With her arms out in a corn field
D , A , G
That's a scarecrow sorry. Thought that was a human woman. start that over again
D
Cold night
Cold beer
A
Cold jeans
G
Strike that last one
D
I want you
A
I hope you're feeling me
[Spoken]
G
Once again just talking in the middle
PRE CHORUS
Bm
We go to bed and you doze off
G
So I take your country girl clothes off
D
I put my hands on your body
A G
It feels like hay, it's a fucking scarecrow again
CHORUS
D
White mics and pampering
A
Fuck your ears I'm pandering
G
I write songs for the people who do
Bm A
Jobs in the towns that I've never moved to
D
Legalize gerrymandering
A
Tolerate my pandering
G
You got a beautiful mouth
Bm
I got a beautiful dick.
[Spoken]
A
You dumb motherfuckers want a key change?
[KEY CHANGE] CHORUS
E
Thematically meandering
B
phatically pandering
A
I got a tight grip on my demo's balls
C#m B
Say the word "truck" and they jizz in their overalls
E
You don't know what land you're in
B
I'm in the land of pandering
A
And I'll be upfront
C#m B E
I do what I do cause I'm a total fucking cun-try boy
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