Biography:
Bo Burnham (born August 21, 1990 in Hamilton, Massachusetts, United States) is a comedian, musician and singer/songwriter. Burnham originally found fame through YouTube before being signed to Comedy Central Records in 2008.
Burnham has released three studio albums and an EP: "Bo Fo Sho - EP" (2008), "Bo Burnham" (2009), "Words Words Words" (2010), and "what." (2013).
Burnham's March 2009 "Comedy Central Presents" special made him the youngest comedian to have appeared on the program.
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Other songs:
- #deep
- 3.14 Apple Pi
- 3.14 Apple Pie
- Are You Happy
- Art Is Dead
- Cookout
- Country Song
- Eff
- From God's Perspective
- Hell Of A Ride
- I'm Bo Yo
- Kill Yourself
- Kill Youself
- Little Adolf
- Love Is...
- Lower Your Expectations
- Men And Women
- My Whole Family
- New Math
- Oh My God
- Perfect Woman
- Repeat Stuff
- Sad
- Straight White Male
- Welcome To Youtube
- Words Words Words
- From Gods Perspective
- 314 Apple Pi
- A Love Ballad
- Cant Handle This
- Channel 5 News
- Cun
- Deep
- Fetus
- He Meant To Knock The Water Over
- High School Party
- Im Bo Yo
- Love Is
- My Better Half
- My Little Secret
- Nerds
- Oh Bo
- Oh My God Song From The Perspective Of God
- Rant
- Sunday School
- The Break Up Song
- The Perfect Woman
- The Twitter Song
- Whats Funny
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Verse 1]
E A
Tonight at ten
C#m
The world's ending again
B
And we know why and when
E
So you better watch
A
We got a bit
C#m
With some feminist chick
B
And also a picture
E
Of a Scarlet's crotch
A
Two people died
C#m
A double homicide
B
Their bodies found inside
E
Of a wishing well
A
And we tackle the flaws
C#m
In these obesity laws
B
In this segment that's sponsored
E
By Taco Bell
[Bridge 1]
A
We've got violence,
C#m
Danger, sex, and drugs
B
And it's awesome
E
'Cause all of it's real
A
We do the illusion of news
C#m
And while you think
B
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
B B
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
E C#m G#m
News, ews, ews,
G#m
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip, are you there?")
[Verse 2]
E A
Chip Walker here
C#m
Am I coming in clear?
B
I'm standing near
E
To the scene of the crime
A
This Iraqi guy's shop
C#m
Seemed a newsworthy spot
B
So we've been gathering shots here
E
For quite some time
A
Today real fast
C#m
The owner's daughter passed
B
We grabbed a shot of her ass
E
While the owner was near
A
Then he struck my chest
C#m
And now he's under arrest
B
And now you people have one less
E
Man to fear
[Bridge 2]
A
This family's angry, crying,
C#m
Sad, and lost
B
And it's awesome
E
'Cause all of it's real
A
We do the illusion of news
C#m
And while you think
B
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
B B
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
E C#m G#m
News, ews, ews,
G#m
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We now go to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekend. What are we looking at here,
Max: umbrellas or picnic baskets?...Max?...Max!?"
(Continue playing the E, C#m, G#m, G#m while saying:
"We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.")
(Spoken: "Alright, we got a signal. Cut to Max.")
[Verse 3]
E
Good evening, hi
C#m
It's your weather guy
D#
I advise you to buy
Gm
Another lightning rod
E
We didn't catch
C#m
This impending disaster
D#
Maybe it's natural
Gm
Maybe it's God
E
The sliding mud
C#m
The incoming flood
D#
Will never wash the blood
Gm
From my greedy old hands!
E
This job was fun
C#m
I had a pretty good run
D#
But I've never been one
Gm
To give into demands
[Bridge 3]
E
People are angry, crying,
C#m
Sad, and lost
D#
And it's awful
Gm
'Cause all of it's real
E
We do the illusion of news
C#m
And while you think
D#
You're choosing the views
That you feel
D#
All of this and more all live
D#
Only on the Channel Five,
D#
Only on the Channel Five
D#
On-on-on-WE'RE BACK!
[Chorus starting at "News"]
(Continue playing the E, C#m, G#m, G#m while saying: "Bla, bla, bla" and begin to fade out.
Or just stop on a E with one last "Only on the Channel Five news", that's what I usually do!)
E A
Tonight at ten
C#m
The world's ending again
B
And we know why and when
E
So you better watch
A
We got a bit
C#m
With some feminist chick
B
And also a picture
E
Of a Scarlet's crotch
A
Two people died
C#m
A double homicide
B
Their bodies found inside
E
Of a wishing well
A
And we tackle the flaws
C#m
In these obesity laws
B
In this segment that's sponsored
E
By Taco Bell
[Bridge 1]
A
We've got violence,
C#m
Danger, sex, and drugs
B
And it's awesome
E
'Cause all of it's real
A
We do the illusion of news
C#m
And while you think
B
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
B B
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
E C#m G#m
News, ews, ews,
G#m
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip, are you there?")
[Verse 2]
E A
Chip Walker here
C#m
Am I coming in clear?
B
I'm standing near
E
To the scene of the crime
A
This Iraqi guy's shop
C#m
Seemed a newsworthy spot
B
So we've been gathering shots here
E
For quite some time
A
Today real fast
C#m
The owner's daughter passed
B
We grabbed a shot of her ass
E
While the owner was near
A
Then he struck my chest
C#m
And now he's under arrest
B
And now you people have one less
E
Man to fear
[Bridge 2]
A
This family's angry, crying,
C#m
Sad, and lost
B
And it's awesome
E
'Cause all of it's real
A
We do the illusion of news
C#m
And while you think
B
You're choosing the views
(No Chord)
That you feel
[Chorus]
B B
All of this and more and live, only on the Channel Five
E C#m G#m
News, ews, ews,
G#m
Only on the Channel Five (Repeat chorus starting from "Only" three more times)
(Spoken: "We now go to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekend. What are we looking at here,
Max: umbrellas or picnic baskets?...Max?...Max!?"
(Continue playing the E, C#m, G#m, G#m while saying:
"We are experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by.")
(Spoken: "Alright, we got a signal. Cut to Max.")
[Verse 3]
E
Good evening, hi
C#m
It's your weather guy
D#
I advise you to buy
Gm
Another lightning rod
E
We didn't catch
C#m
This impending disaster
D#
Maybe it's natural
Gm
Maybe it's God
E
The sliding mud
C#m
The incoming flood
D#
Will never wash the blood
Gm
From my greedy old hands!
E
This job was fun
C#m
I had a pretty good run
D#
But I've never been one
Gm
To give into demands
[Bridge 3]
E
People are angry, crying,
C#m
Sad, and lost
D#
And it's awful
Gm
'Cause all of it's real
E
We do the illusion of news
C#m
And while you think
D#
You're choosing the views
That you feel
D#
All of this and more all live
D#
Only on the Channel Five,
D#
Only on the Channel Five
D#
On-on-on-WE'RE BACK!
[Chorus starting at "News"]
(Continue playing the E, C#m, G#m, G#m while saying: "Bla, bla, bla" and begin to fade out.
Or just stop on a E with one last "Only on the Channel Five news", that's what I usually do!)
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