Biography:
Bloodhound Gang was a satirical American alternative rock band from Collegeville, Pennsylvania, United States, mixing a punk rock sound with hip-hop and electropop. The group formed in 1988, and they originally traveled all over Pennsylvania, with frontman Jimmy Pop having a strong 'Philly accent'. With a penchant for off-color jokes and a taste ranging from toilet humor to observational comedy, they're ironically named after the kid-detective ring on an 80s PBS kids show.
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Other songs:
- Fire Water Burn
- Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
- The Bad Touch
- The Roof Is On Fire
- Three Point One Four
- Uhn Tiss
- Vagina Song
- Bad Touch
- A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
- Along Comes Mary
- Altogether Ooky
- American Bitches
- Clean Up In Aisle Sexy
- Dimes
- I Hope You Die
- I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks
- Im The Least You Could Do
- Jackass
- Magna Cum Nada
- My Dad Says Thats For Pussies
- Pennsylvania
- Ralph Wiggum
- Right Turn Clyde
- Screwing You On The Beach At Night
- Socially Awkward Penguin
- Something Diabolical
- The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
- Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss
- Uncool As Me
- Your Only Friends Are Make Believe
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Bloodhound Gang - Uncool As Me
INTRO: Eb5
VERSE:
Eb5
I'm quite the sped, I never shred
Not cool (Not cool)
Bb5
But my bros all call me Itch
(With the silent B)
But that spells Bitch
(Fits you perfectly)
Eb5
Chaz Bono dickbag, word fuck tick, not cool
(Not cool)
Bb5
And I smell like regret and tequila (What's that even mean?)
I have no idea
(You're livin' the dream)
Ab5 F5
Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
Eb5
in old Molly Ringwald movies
Bb5
I think you're as uncool as me
Ab5 F5
Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
Eb5
in old Molly Ringwald movies
Bb5
I think you're as uncool as me
Ab5 C5 Bb5
And I dance!
CHORUS:
F5
They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
Ab5 C5 Bb5
F5
They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
Eb5
I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit
Not cool (Not cool)
Bb5
And my friends think that I like men
(That's because you do)
Don't even listen to them
(No one's judging you)
Eb5
John Goodman gut, slow kid haircut
Not cool (Not cool)
Bb5
Do you like Renaissance fairs?
(Where'd you get that scarf?)
Tis what thy lord doth wear
(I'll be in the car)
Ab5 F5
Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
Eb5
in old Molly Ringwald movies
Bb5
I think you're as uncool as me
Ab5 F5
Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
Eb5
in old Molly Ringwald movies
Bb5
I think you're as uncool as me
Ab5 C5 Bb5
And I dance!
CHORUS:
F5
They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
Ab5 C5 Bb5
F5
They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
BRIDGE (no guitar)
Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
Ab5 C5 Bb5
And I dance!
CHORUS:
F5
They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
Ab5 C5 Bb5
F5
They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
Eb5
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Throw some back and yell "too soon!" at them
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Warning, spoiler alert!
INTRO: Eb5
VERSE:
Eb5
I'm quite the sped, I never shred
Not cool (Not cool)
Bb5
But my bros all call me Itch
(With the silent B)
But that spells Bitch
(Fits you perfectly)
Eb5
Chaz Bono dickbag, word fuck tick, not cool
(Not cool)
Bb5
And I smell like regret and tequila (What's that even mean?)
I have no idea
(You're livin' the dream)
Ab5 F5
Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
Eb5
in old Molly Ringwald movies
Bb5
I think you're as uncool as me
Ab5 F5
Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
Eb5
in old Molly Ringwald movies
Bb5
I think you're as uncool as me
Ab5 C5 Bb5
And I dance!
CHORUS:
F5
They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
Ab5 C5 Bb5
F5
They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
Eb5
I'm such a tit, I say dumb shit
Not cool (Not cool)
Bb5
And my friends think that I like men
(That's because you do)
Don't even listen to them
(No one's judging you)
Eb5
John Goodman gut, slow kid haircut
Not cool (Not cool)
Bb5
Do you like Renaissance fairs?
(Where'd you get that scarf?)
Tis what thy lord doth wear
(I'll be in the car)
Ab5 F5
Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
Eb5
in old Molly Ringwald movies
Bb5
I think you're as uncool as me
Ab5 F5
Hey you, you dance like those assholes I see
Eb5
in old Molly Ringwald movies
Bb5
I think you're as uncool as me
Ab5 C5 Bb5
And I dance!
CHORUS:
F5
They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
Ab5 C5 Bb5
F5
They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
BRIDGE (no guitar)
Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
Dancin' with myself, in the dark, on the ceiling
Ab5 C5 Bb5
And I dance!
CHORUS:
F5
They don't think you're all that cool
they like you for your step-dad's pool
Ab5 C5 Bb5
F5
They don't think you're all that cool,
but your vampire fiction rules
Eb5
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Throw some back and yell "too soon!" at them
Let's go to Civil War reenactments
Warning, spoiler alert!
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