Biography:
William "Billy" Connolly, CBE, (born 24 November 1942) is a comedian, musician, presenter, and actor. He is sometimes known, especially in his native Scotland, by the nickname "The Big Yin" (The Big One), a reference to his height. Any male visitor to Glasgow above average height may be addressed as "Big Yin" by the locals; Billy, however, is The Big Yin. An early irreverent sketch, The Crucifixion, is an example of his often controversial humour
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when i caught you in the gents playing with part of your body
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i know not everybody is a wanker like you
B
and when i pulled out my cuffs you thought that i was kinky
E E
pulled out your tinky winky and said watcha gonna do
E B
youve got to reconsider your foolish motions
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pick your underpants up off the floor
E B G#m
ive got my squad car waiting stop masturbating
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spread your 2 legs george and put your hands against the wall
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cause you had to masturbate
B
you had to masturbate
B
you had to masturbate bate bate you had to masturbate
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when they took you to the cells you said you wanted a favor
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you needed some toilet paper cause you missed your underpants
B
and when they took you to the court they said please raise your right hand
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you said sorry i cant cause ive got wankers cramp
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youve got to reconsider your foolish motions
E B
pick your underpants up off the floor
E B G#m
ive got my squad car waiting stop masturbating
C#m F#
spread your 2 legs george and put your hands against the wall
B
cause you had to masturbate
B
you had to masturbate
B
you had to masturbate bate bate you had to masturbate
when i caught you in the gents playing with part of your body
E B
i know not everybody is a wanker like you
B
and when i pulled out my cuffs you thought that i was kinky
E E
pulled out your tinky winky and said watcha gonna do
E B
youve got to reconsider your foolish motions
E B
pick your underpants up off the floor
E B G#m
ive got my squad car waiting stop masturbating
C#m F#
spread your 2 legs george and put your hands against the wall
B
cause you had to masturbate
B
you had to masturbate
B
you had to masturbate bate bate you had to masturbate
B
when they took you to the cells you said you wanted a favor
E B
you needed some toilet paper cause you missed your underpants
B
and when they took you to the court they said please raise your right hand
E B
you said sorry i cant cause ive got wankers cramp
E B
youve got to reconsider your foolish motions
E B
pick your underpants up off the floor
E B G#m
ive got my squad car waiting stop masturbating
C#m F#
spread your 2 legs george and put your hands against the wall
B
cause you had to masturbate
B
you had to masturbate
B
you had to masturbate bate bate you had to masturbate
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