Biography:
Big Shaq is a character created by and played by Michael Dapaah a British comedian for his online series #SWIL (Somewhere in London). "Big Shaq" blew up when he appeared on BBC 1xtra’s Charlie Sloths: Fire In The Booth. His comedic rap "Man's Not Hot" developed into a viral meme and a studio track version of the song was released a short while later.
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[Intro]
Fm
Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
Fm
Man's not hot, never hot
Fm
Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
Fm
Boom
[Verse 1]
Fm
Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths
Bbm Cm
Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
Fm
See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
Bbm Cm
When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking (you man ducked)
Fm
Hold tight, Asznee (my brudda), he's got the pumpy (big ting)
Bbm Cm
Hold tight, my man (my guy), he's got the frisbee
Fm
I trap, trap, trap on the phone, movin' that cornflakes
Bbm Cm
Rice Krispies, hold tight my girl Whitney (my G)
Fm
On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes (like my toes)
Bbm Cm
You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose (chilin')
Fm
If she ain't on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose (check your nose, fam)
Bbm
You donut, nose long like garden hose
[Chorus]
Fm Fm
I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot
Bbm
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
Cm
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
Fm
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
Fm
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
Bbm
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
Cm
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
[Verse 2]
Fm
Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (us man)
Fm
Chillin' in the corridor (yo), your dad is forty-four
Fm
And he's still callin' man for a draw (look at him), let him know
Bbm Cm
When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw (finished)
Fm
Take man's Twix by force (take it), send man's shop by force (send him)
Fm Bbm Cm
Your girl knows I've got the sauce (flexin'), no ketchup (none)
Fm Fm
Just sauce (saucy), raw sauce
Fm Bbm Cm
Ah, yo, boom, ah
[Refrain]
Fm Bbm Cm
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Fm Bbm Cm
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Fm
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Fm Bbm Cm
Poom, poom, you dun know
[Chorus]
Fm Fm
I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot
Bbm
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
Cm
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
Fm
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
Fm
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
Bbm
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
Cm
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
[Bridge]
Fm
Man can never be hot (never hot), perspiration ting (spray dat)
Fm Bbm Cm
Lynx Effect (come on), you didn't hear me, did you? (nah)
Fm
Use roll-on (use that), or spray
Fm Bbm Cm
But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)
[Refrain]
Fm Bbm Cm
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Fm Bbm Cm
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Fm
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Fm Bbm Cm
Poom, poom, you dun know
[Outro]
Fm
Big Shaq, man's not hot
Fm
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
Fm
40 degrees and man's not hot (come on)
Bbm Cm
Yo, in the sauna, man's not hot (never hot)
Fm
Yeah, skidika-pap-pap
Fm
Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
Fm
Man's not hot, never hot
Fm
Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
Fm
Boom
[Verse 1]
Fm
Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths
Bbm Cm
Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
Fm
See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
Bbm Cm
When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking (you man ducked)
Fm
Hold tight, Asznee (my brudda), he's got the pumpy (big ting)
Bbm Cm
Hold tight, my man (my guy), he's got the frisbee
Fm
I trap, trap, trap on the phone, movin' that cornflakes
Bbm Cm
Rice Krispies, hold tight my girl Whitney (my G)
Fm
On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes (like my toes)
Bbm Cm
You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose (chilin')
Fm
If she ain't on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose (check your nose, fam)
Bbm
You donut, nose long like garden hose
[Chorus]
Fm Fm
I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot
Bbm
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
Cm
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
Fm
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
Fm
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
Bbm
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
Cm
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
[Verse 2]
Fm
Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (us man)
Fm
Chillin' in the corridor (yo), your dad is forty-four
Fm
And he's still callin' man for a draw (look at him), let him know
Bbm Cm
When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw (finished)
Fm
Take man's Twix by force (take it), send man's shop by force (send him)
Fm Bbm Cm
Your girl knows I've got the sauce (flexin'), no ketchup (none)
Fm Fm
Just sauce (saucy), raw sauce
Fm Bbm Cm
Ah, yo, boom, ah
[Refrain]
Fm Bbm Cm
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Fm Bbm Cm
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Fm
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Fm Bbm Cm
Poom, poom, you dun know
[Chorus]
Fm Fm
I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot
Bbm
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
Cm
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
Fm
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
Fm
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
Bbm
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
Cm
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
[Bridge]
Fm
Man can never be hot (never hot), perspiration ting (spray dat)
Fm Bbm Cm
Lynx Effect (come on), you didn't hear me, did you? (nah)
Fm
Use roll-on (use that), or spray
Fm Bbm Cm
But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)
[Refrain]
Fm Bbm Cm
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Fm Bbm Cm
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Fm
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Fm Bbm Cm
Poom, poom, you dun know
[Outro]
Fm
Big Shaq, man's not hot
Fm
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
Fm
40 degrees and man's not hot (come on)
Bbm Cm
Yo, in the sauna, man's not hot (never hot)
Fm
Yeah, skidika-pap-pap
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