Biography:
Benjamin Scott Folds (born September 12, 1966, in Winston-Salem, North Carolina) is an American singer-songwriter. He is widely known for his prowess as a pianist. Ben Folds' musical career started to get off the ground in the late '80s, as bassist for band Majosha, after playing bass and piano at Pinehurst, in a group known as the "Caroliners" with cohort Millard Powers in 1985-1987; he also played drums as a session musician in Nashville. As well as appearing in Pots & Pans - now known as the Snuzz demo
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Other songs:
- Bitches Ain't Shit
- Bitches Aint Shit
- Family Of Me
- Fred Jones, Part 2
- Gone
- Heist
- Rockin' The Suburbs (over The Hedge)
- Rocking The Suburbs
- Still Fighting It
- The Luckiest
- You Don't Know Me Ft. Regina Spektor
- Cologne
- Kylie From Connecticut
- A Working Day
- All U Can Eat
- All You Can Eat
- Annie Waits
- Bastard
- Before Cologne
- Belinda
- Best Imitation Of Myself
- Bitch Went Nutz
- Bitch Went Nutz Fake
- Breaking Up At A Food Court
- Bruised
- Capable Of Anything
- Carrying Cathy
- Claires Ninth
- Dont Change Your Plans
- Dr Yang
- Dr Yang Lovesick Diagnostician Fake
- Effington
- Emaline
- Errant Dog
- Fired
- Fred Jones Part 2
- Free Coffee Town Fake
- From Above
- Give Judy My Notice
- Gracie
- Hiros Song
- Hiroshima
- Im Not A Fan
- Im Not The Man
- In Between Days
- Jane Live
- Jesusland
- Kalamazoo
- Landed
- Late
- Levi Johnstons Blues
- Lonely Christmas Eve
- Long Way To Go
- Losing Lisa
- Magic
- Mister Peepers
- Not The Same
- Phone In A Pool
- Picture Window
- Practical Amanda
- Red Is Blue
- Rock This Bitch
- Rockin The Suburbs
- Rocky
- Sentimental Guy
- Side Of The Road
- Smoke
- So There
- Songs Of Love
- Still
- The Bitch Went Nuts
- The Frown Song
- The Frown Song Fake
- Them Thats Got
- Theres Always Someone Cooler Than You
- Time
- Trusted
- Wandering
- Yes Man
- You Dont Know Me
- You To Thank
- Zak And Sara
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Track: Bitch Went Nutz (Fake)
Artist: Ben Folds
Tabbed by: mntlinstituteflr (Patrick Cason)
A capella ***
I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
A capella ***
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
A capella ***
Bro, I'm so ashamed
Fmaj7 G
I never heard such shit in all my life
Fmaj7 G Dm E
I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
E
But you blew my hopes sky-high
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
Started talking 'bout politics
G
In front of all my bosses
Dm
Bullshit from the internet
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
I'll never be a partner at this rate
G Dm
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no, no!
Fmaj7 F6
Oh!
(Solo over Am)
A capella *** (Trill over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
A capella *** (Trill over Am)
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
Fmaj7 G
She called us bigots with her fist in the air
Fmaj7 G Dm E
And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
E
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
Started talking about vegetables
G
To the wives of my coworkers
Dm
Yeah, cruelty to animals
Am C
She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
G Dm
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no, no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G
Oh, no no!
Fmaj7 F6
Oh, no no!
Am G Dm
Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
C6 G
Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
Dm
To all my bosses
E
And all my friends?
Am
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
C
Started putting down the Christians
G
And all about what the white man
Dm
Did to the Indians
Am C
How could I know that she never done blow before?
G
She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
Dm
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on Am/C/G/Dm chords)
Oh no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no, no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G
Oh, no no!
Fmaj7 F6
Oh, no no!
Artist: Ben Folds
Tabbed by: mntlinstituteflr (Patrick Cason)
A capella ***
I took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake
A capella ***
She did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage
A capella ***
Bro, I'm so ashamed
Fmaj7 G
I never heard such shit in all my life
Fmaj7 G Dm E
I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
E
But you blew my hopes sky-high
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
Started talking 'bout politics
G
In front of all my bosses
Dm
Bullshit from the internet
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
I'll never be a partner at this rate
G Dm
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no, no!
Fmaj7 F6
Oh!
(Solo over Am)
A capella *** (Trill over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
A capella *** (Trill over Am)
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
Fmaj7 G
She called us bigots with her fist in the air
Fmaj7 G Dm E
And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
E
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
Started talking about vegetables
G
To the wives of my coworkers
Dm
Yeah, cruelty to animals
Am C
She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
G Dm
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no, no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G
Oh, no no!
Fmaj7 F6
Oh, no no!
Am G Dm
Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
C6 G
Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
Dm
To all my bosses
E
And all my friends?
Am
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
C
Started putting down the Christians
G
And all about what the white man
Dm
Did to the Indians
Am C
How could I know that she never done blow before?
G
She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
Dm
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on Am/C/G/Dm chords)
Oh no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no, no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G
Oh, no no!
Fmaj7 F6
Oh, no no!
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