Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
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Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 23:28:56 -0500
From: "Brian j. dawson"
Subject: TAB: Welcome to the Retard Ball by Beer Softened Stool
tabbed by [email protected]
"Welcome to the Retard Ball" by Beer Softened Stool
>From "The Brown Album"
Riff 1 "riff" 2
-|------------------------------|----------------------|
-|------------------------------|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|
-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|
-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|
-|---2--2--2--2------2----------|----------------------|
-|---0--0--0--0--0-0-0----------|----------------------|
play riff 1 8x then slide riff 2 and hold
[G]Hey baby do ya wanna dance?!
[G]ya lookin' good I feel like romance!
[C]See the girl with the helmet on?!
[C]Her leg braces really turn me on!
[G]Disco lights dancin' off your hair!
[G]Take the brake off of your wheelchair!
{chorus}
[D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!
[D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!
[G][C][C#][D]
[G]Electric Brenda shes a Mongoloid!
[G]When she gets to lovin' all the boys!
[C]They come a rollin' in their wheely carts!
[C]ya know Brenda's gonna break thier hearts!
[G]uh oh! Someone had an accident!
[G]SMells like Marc done pooped his pants!
{chorus}
solo over verse
{chorus} 2x
#This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the#
#song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research.#
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Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 23:28:56 -0500
From: "Brian j. dawson"
Subject: TAB: Welcome to the Retard Ball by Beer Softened Stool
tabbed by [email protected]
"Welcome to the Retard Ball" by Beer Softened Stool
>From "The Brown Album"
Riff 1 "riff" 2
-|------------------------------|----------------------|
-|------------------------------|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|
-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|
-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12----|
-|---2--2--2--2------2----------|----------------------|
-|---0--0--0--0--0-0-0----------|----------------------|
play riff 1 8x then slide riff 2 and hold
[G]Hey baby do ya wanna dance?!
[G]ya lookin' good I feel like romance!
[C]See the girl with the helmet on?!
[C]Her leg braces really turn me on!
[G]Disco lights dancin' off your hair!
[G]Take the brake off of your wheelchair!
{chorus}
[D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!
[D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!
[G][C][C#][D]
[G]Electric Brenda shes a Mongoloid!
[G]When she gets to lovin' all the boys!
[C]They come a rollin' in their wheely carts!
[C]ya know Brenda's gonna break thier hearts!
[G]uh oh! Someone had an accident!
[G]SMells like Marc done pooped his pants!
{chorus}
solo over verse
{chorus} 2x
Begundal Lowokwa (...)
Behind Crimson E (...)
Behind Sapphire
Behind The Piece (...)
Behnam Bani