Biography:
Bad Lip Reading (also known as BLR) is a popular YouTube channel that spoofs music videos and politicians by overdubbing humorous vocal work that matches the lip movements of the targets. Rolling Stone described the channel as "the breakout hit" of the 2012 US presidential election cycle.
The "Bad Lip Reader" behind the channel is an anonymous Texas-based music and video producer. The first Bad Lip Reading video released was a spoof of Rebecca Black's song "Friday", titled "Gang Fight".
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[INTRO]
Dm Bb C
[VERSE]
Dm
I'ma blast your brains, talking full-on sex
Bb C
I got a porcupine called "Zazoom"
Dm
He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?)
Bb C
I had a cold one time, then I licked myself
[PRE-CHORUS]
Dm F
Why don't y'all just float off
C
Now you're useless
Dm F C
I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it
Dm F C
I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny
Dm C
There she go
Bb Am
Now watch me flow
[CHORUS]
Bb Dm
Oh, the night is young
C G
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
Bb
We'll probably do it on the couch
Dm C
While my roomie's out hiking
G Dm
So take if off and bite your tongue
Bb C
And hope my roommate don't come home
[VERSE]
Dm
A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week
Bb C
I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato
Dm
We're here for too long, we gotta run, ok?
Bb C
And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut.
[PRE-CHORUS]
Dm F C
I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it
Dm F C
I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it
Dm F C
If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it
Dm F
When I count to three dismount
[CHORUS]
Bb Dm
Oh, the night is young
C G
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
Bb
We'll probably do it on the couch
Dm C
While my roomie's out hiking
G Dm
So take if off and bite your tongue
[BRIDGE]
Dm G
I think that I ought to confess
D#
I drink fire water
Dm
But I don't want the keys to your van
G D#
What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn
[INSTRUMENTAL]
Dm F G D#
Dm
We can shoot a unicorn
F
Girl, I know you'll like the horn
G
And I'm gonna keep you warm
D#
Till you wake up in the morning
Dm F G G#
(Baby) I know you ain't a bitch oops
Dm
I didn't mean to do that
F G D#
Yeah, I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans
Dm C
The guy behind you just soiled his underwear (Sniff, sniff)
Bb
Oh, umm, maybe YOU did it
Am
Hey, that's ok girl!
Dm
Them strawberries look juicy
[CHORUS]
Bb Dm
Oh, the night is young
C G
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
Bb
We'll probably do it on the couch
Dm C
While my roomie's out hiking
G Dm
So take if off and bite your tongue
Bb Dm C G
(Oh, oh, oh) And hope my roommate don't come home
Bb Dm
Bite your tongue (oh, oh, oh)
C G
And hope my roommate don't come home
Bb Dm C
I got your Barbie zucchini
Bb
Happy Monsoon Day!
Dm C
And you promised you'd lick it
G
I'm gonna save a mental kitty
I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe
Dm Bb C
[VERSE]
Dm
I'ma blast your brains, talking full-on sex
Bb C
I got a porcupine called "Zazoom"
Dm
He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?)
Bb C
I had a cold one time, then I licked myself
[PRE-CHORUS]
Dm F
Why don't y'all just float off
C
Now you're useless
Dm F C
I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it
Dm F C
I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny
Dm C
There she go
Bb Am
Now watch me flow
[CHORUS]
Bb Dm
Oh, the night is young
C G
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
Bb
We'll probably do it on the couch
Dm C
While my roomie's out hiking
G Dm
So take if off and bite your tongue
Bb C
And hope my roommate don't come home
[VERSE]
Dm
A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week
Bb C
I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato
Dm
We're here for too long, we gotta run, ok?
Bb C
And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut.
[PRE-CHORUS]
Dm F C
I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it
Dm F C
I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it
Dm F C
If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it
Dm F
When I count to three dismount
[CHORUS]
Bb Dm
Oh, the night is young
C G
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
Bb
We'll probably do it on the couch
Dm C
While my roomie's out hiking
G Dm
So take if off and bite your tongue
[BRIDGE]
Dm G
I think that I ought to confess
D#
I drink fire water
Dm
But I don't want the keys to your van
G D#
What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn
[INSTRUMENTAL]
Dm F G D#
Dm
We can shoot a unicorn
F
Girl, I know you'll like the horn
G
And I'm gonna keep you warm
D#
Till you wake up in the morning
Dm F G G#
(Baby) I know you ain't a bitch oops
Dm
I didn't mean to do that
F G D#
Yeah, I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans
Dm C
The guy behind you just soiled his underwear (Sniff, sniff)
Bb
Oh, umm, maybe YOU did it
Am
Hey, that's ok girl!
Dm
Them strawberries look juicy
[CHORUS]
Bb Dm
Oh, the night is young
C G
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
Bb
We'll probably do it on the couch
Dm C
While my roomie's out hiking
G Dm
So take if off and bite your tongue
Bb Dm C G
(Oh, oh, oh) And hope my roommate don't come home
Bb Dm
Bite your tongue (oh, oh, oh)
C G
And hope my roommate don't come home
Bb Dm C
I got your Barbie zucchini
Bb
Happy Monsoon Day!
Dm C
And you promised you'd lick it
G
I'm gonna save a mental kitty
I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe
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