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Alex Day

I Hate Mario Kart Wii

by Alex Day
Alex Day

Biography:

Alex Day is unsigned musician, YouTuber, and writer.

Website: http://alexday.ninja/product/the-underground-storyteller/

Musical Success
Day's first two albums, Parrot Stories (2009) and The World Is Mine (I Don't Know Anything) (2010) received marginal success, although mostly contained in Day's YouTube audience.

His 2011 winter single "Forever Yours" sold a hundred thousand copies worldwide in one week without any record label support or major radio airplay, landing on the UK Official Chart at #4 on Christmas Day.

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Alex Day

Other songs:

  • A Thousand Hours
  • Candy Floss
  • Day
  • Don't Look Back
  • Forever Yours
  • Good Morning Sunshine
  • Hearts
  • Holding On
  • Impossible Dreams
  • Jack And Coke
  • She Walks Right Through Me
  • Sicily
  • Across The Sea Feat. Tom Milsom
  • Don’t Look Back
  • I’ve Got What It Takes
  • Lady Godiva
  • 117 Complete
  • Across The Sea
  • Complicated Days
  • Dont Let The World Turn Past Me
  • Dont Look Back
  • Georgia
  • I Hate Mario Kart Wii
  • Ive Got What It Takes
  • Jack Coke
  • My Name Is Alex
  • No More
  • Parrot Stories
  • Pokemon What Happened To You
  • Pokmon What Happened To You
  • Scared Like Me
  • Sonic Doesnt Need A Story
  • The Time Of Your Life
  • The World Is Mine
  • This Kiss
  • To Kayley Who Is Sad
  • Wish For Is You
  • You And Me

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Verse: Am, F, C, Em
Bridge: Dm
Chorus: Same as verse

I feel so confident right now
As my friends all ask me how they throw an item or utilise the drift
My character of choice is Yoshi
He can be good off-road but mostly I play him cos he's cute, I'll admit

The race starts … and I stalled!
I stalled the car again
I held A down a bit too early
And all my mates are laughing as they drive right past me
And at this point I remember why I hate Mario Kart Wii

And now I'm stuck in 12th place
I'm gonna lose this race; trailing in Donkey Kong's tyre tracks
So I get a power-up
I don't expect too much, but oh my god, Bullet Bill – now I'm back!
In first place in no time
And my mates can't see why Nintendo would make a game that's so unfair
They're feeling pretty angry, but I'm just princess peachy
I'm winning so I don't really care

But someone gets a blue shell!
And I crash
The kart flips over again
Why don't they put a wall there!?
Nothing I could do but watch it roll into the sea
And at this point I remember why I hate Mario Kart Wii

I'm still in the lead
But they're catching up to me
I'll get a power-up and I'll be fine
Another banana skin
Upside-down boxes wearing thin
I think I had more fun when I was behind
This is the only game I've played
Where winning just feels lame
And losing is where all the fun takes place
And there are no red shells for me
All I have is apathy for this never-ending, three-lap funless race

The game ends – AND I'M SECOND!
I lost the race again
How did he get Invincibility!?
Fucking Waluigi stole my victory
And at this point I remember why I hate Mario Kart Wii

Everybody sing!




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