Biography:
Name: Alaska Thunderfuck 5000
Age: Unknown
Species: Unknown
Origin: In March of 1966 an unidentified spacecraft crash landed in the Matanuska Valley in the south-central region of Alaska. Officials of the US government were able to recover one lifeform from the crash-- a highly radioactive and severely disfigured alien being of unknown species who identified her/itself as Alaska Thunderfuck 5000. While no signs of food or water or other forms of sustenance were found onboard the spacecraft
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Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Intro]
C
Dear Uber Driver
C Am
Here's a few things, you need to know if
F G C
You wanna take this full time woman for a ride
[Verse 1]
C
Hurry don't be late
C Am
Meet me at the gate
Am
Try not to hit a bunch of speed bumps, while I beat my face
F G
I'm gonna need my light
G
My brows are even right
C
Why you watching me?
C
Oi eyes on the street!
C
Now don't avert your eyes
C
I'm 'bout to shave my thighs
Am
And if this tuck gets any looser
You'll see a suprise
F
Don't play it by the book
G
Go on it's fine to look
C
Like what you see?
That's fine have a peak
[Pre-chorus 1]
C Am
You gotta know, first of all I ain't no lady
F
Matter fact I'm fucking crazy
G C
Bitch you better make that light
GO!GO! What the fuck
[Chorus]
C
Dear Uber driver
Am
Here's a few things you need to know if
F G C
You wanna take this gorgeous lady for a ride
C
(Shouln't we be using lyft?)
C
Dear Uber driver
Am
Lookin' at me, don't be so nervous
F G C
Bet you never saw a bunch of air bags look so fine
(I'm too pretty to die!)
[Verse 2]
C
After the show tonight
Am
I'll be drunk and high
F
So while I'm sober take the address of this Grindr guy
F
Wait while I get him off
G
You know that's never long
C
By the way your seats
Need Tide and Febreze
[Pre-chorus 2]
C Am
I already know I'm a queen I ain't no lady
F
Don't be saying nothing shady
G C
I will read your whole damn life
Listen here you dog ass mole
[Chorus]
C
Dear Uber Driver
Am
Here's a few things you need to know if
F G C
You wanna take this pretty young thing for a ride
(This isn't a pool get out of my car)
C
Dear Uber driver
Am
Don't you know you that objects in the mirror
F G C
Might be looking bigger than they do when they're inside
(Oh, it's an 8.5 surge)
[Bridge]
C
We'll be stopping at the red light up ahead
Am
Flash your junk for me and you might get fellatio
F
I'm not too good to try
G
Blowing a taxi guy
C
I'm just a chick
If you don't mind a dick
[Pre-chorus]
C Am
You got to know first of all I ain't no lady
F
But I'm fresher than a daisy
G C
Wait I wanna flash that guy
(Hey, hey! Look at these)
[Chorus]
C
Dear Uber driver
Am
Here's a few things you need to know if
F G C
You want a business from a special [?]
C
Dear Uber driver
Am
If you wanna get that five star rating
F
Get me to the gig
G C
And make sure I arrive alive
(Click it or ticket)
[Outro]
N.C
Uber driver
Now you can zip your fly
C
Dear Uber Driver
C Am
Here's a few things, you need to know if
F G C
You wanna take this full time woman for a ride
[Verse 1]
C
Hurry don't be late
C Am
Meet me at the gate
Am
Try not to hit a bunch of speed bumps, while I beat my face
F G
I'm gonna need my light
G
My brows are even right
C
Why you watching me?
C
Oi eyes on the street!
C
Now don't avert your eyes
C
I'm 'bout to shave my thighs
Am
And if this tuck gets any looser
You'll see a suprise
F
Don't play it by the book
G
Go on it's fine to look
C
Like what you see?
That's fine have a peak
[Pre-chorus 1]
C Am
You gotta know, first of all I ain't no lady
F
Matter fact I'm fucking crazy
G C
Bitch you better make that light
GO!GO! What the fuck
[Chorus]
C
Dear Uber driver
Am
Here's a few things you need to know if
F G C
You wanna take this gorgeous lady for a ride
C
(Shouln't we be using lyft?)
C
Dear Uber driver
Am
Lookin' at me, don't be so nervous
F G C
Bet you never saw a bunch of air bags look so fine
(I'm too pretty to die!)
[Verse 2]
C
After the show tonight
Am
I'll be drunk and high
F
So while I'm sober take the address of this Grindr guy
F
Wait while I get him off
G
You know that's never long
C
By the way your seats
Need Tide and Febreze
[Pre-chorus 2]
C Am
I already know I'm a queen I ain't no lady
F
Don't be saying nothing shady
G C
I will read your whole damn life
Listen here you dog ass mole
[Chorus]
C
Dear Uber Driver
Am
Here's a few things you need to know if
F G C
You wanna take this pretty young thing for a ride
(This isn't a pool get out of my car)
C
Dear Uber driver
Am
Don't you know you that objects in the mirror
F G C
Might be looking bigger than they do when they're inside
(Oh, it's an 8.5 surge)
[Bridge]
C
We'll be stopping at the red light up ahead
Am
Flash your junk for me and you might get fellatio
F
I'm not too good to try
G
Blowing a taxi guy
C
I'm just a chick
If you don't mind a dick
[Pre-chorus]
C Am
You got to know first of all I ain't no lady
F
But I'm fresher than a daisy
G C
Wait I wanna flash that guy
(Hey, hey! Look at these)
[Chorus]
C
Dear Uber driver
Am
Here's a few things you need to know if
F G C
You want a business from a special [?]
C
Dear Uber driver
Am
If you wanna get that five star rating
F
Get me to the gig
G C
And make sure I arrive alive
(Click it or ticket)
[Outro]
N.C
Uber driver
Now you can zip your fly
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