Biography:
Afterbirth Monkey is a band that you can see drinking countless beers all over Manhattan. They sing funny songs about stuff. They have a CD called Stuff About Stuff. Their biggest influences are Dr. Who, and Meryl Streep.
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A A/Ab
Your mother really likes me and your friends all think I'm cool.
D Dm
My father almost shit himself when he heard you graduated top of your school.
A A/Ab
We like all the same movies and I catch you when you fall
D Dm
but something is amiss here, something that ruins it all.
A D
I have a tiny dick. Its an itty bitty prick.
A D
Oh my dicks so small it look like a pimple on the top of my balls.
G D A
A tiny dick. A skinny dick. A tiny dick.
A D
I spend hours and hours pleasuring you but nothing does the trick.
A D
Thats because you orgasm internally and you have a tiny dick.
A D
I told you that if you trimmed your pubes it might not look so bad.
A D
So when I did what you said and pulled down my pants you began to laugh.
A D
Its an itty bitty prick.
A D
Oh my dicks so small it looks like a pimple on the top of my balls.
G D A
A tiny dick. A crooked dick. A tiny dick.
G D
If only it were thicker you might not feel forlorn.
G
D
But since I love him and its really really tiny its like tragic. i guess we'll just
watch porn...
and then I'll masturbate... what? then I'll take a bath.
A D
Because I have a tiny dick. Its an itty bitty prick.
A D
Oh my dicks so small it looks like a pimple on the top of my balls.
G D A
A tiny dick. Its really tiny. A tiny dick.
G D A
Is that a tick? No its my dick. A tiny dick.
G D A
Tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny dick.
Your mother really likes me and your friends all think I'm cool.
D Dm
My father almost shit himself when he heard you graduated top of your school.
A A/Ab
We like all the same movies and I catch you when you fall
D Dm
but something is amiss here, something that ruins it all.
A D
I have a tiny dick. Its an itty bitty prick.
A D
Oh my dicks so small it look like a pimple on the top of my balls.
G D A
A tiny dick. A skinny dick. A tiny dick.
A D
I spend hours and hours pleasuring you but nothing does the trick.
A D
Thats because you orgasm internally and you have a tiny dick.
A D
I told you that if you trimmed your pubes it might not look so bad.
A D
So when I did what you said and pulled down my pants you began to laugh.
A D
Its an itty bitty prick.
A D
Oh my dicks so small it looks like a pimple on the top of my balls.
G D A
A tiny dick. A crooked dick. A tiny dick.
G D
If only it were thicker you might not feel forlorn.
G
D
But since I love him and its really really tiny its like tragic. i guess we'll just
watch porn...
and then I'll masturbate... what? then I'll take a bath.
A D
Because I have a tiny dick. Its an itty bitty prick.
A D
Oh my dicks so small it looks like a pimple on the top of my balls.
G D A
A tiny dick. Its really tiny. A tiny dick.
G D A
Is that a tick? No its my dick. A tiny dick.
G D A
Tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny tiny dick.
Against All Auth (...)
Against All Will
Against Me!
Agama
Agape