Biography:
Afterbirth Monkey is a band that you can see drinking countless beers all over Manhattan. They sing funny songs about stuff. They have a CD called Stuff About Stuff. Their biggest influences are Dr. Who, and Meryl Streep.
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Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
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I walked into the bar last night
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and I did chance to see
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a drunk girl on a barstool
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with a pair of double d's.
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So I said my usual pickup line
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"Hey you what's 3 + 3" "I don't know... like 7?"
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I knew right in that moment that she was the girl for me.
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Cause dumb girls with big boobs are awesome!
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Dumb girls with big boobs they rock!
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Dumb girls with big boobs are awesome
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and when you get them drunk enough they like to suck your...
"Oh my gosh do you feel that I feel like so connected."
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This song is for the parents of the girls they did neglect.
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When I hear their IQ's my wiener gets erect.
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Had you taken the time to help your daughters learn to count and read
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then I would not be inside of them to spread my awesome seed.
Dumb girls with big boobs are awesome.
Dumb girls with big boobs they suck!
Dumb girls with big boobs are awesome
and when you forget a condom then they like to titty fuck!
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Boooooobies!
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I walked into the bar last night
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and I did chance to see
G
a drunk girl on a barstool
D
with a pair of double d's.
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So I said my usual pickup line
C
"Hey you what's 3 + 3" "I don't know... like 7?"
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I knew right in that moment that she was the girl for me.
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Cause dumb girls with big boobs are awesome!
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Dumb girls with big boobs they rock!
G C
Dumb girls with big boobs are awesome
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and when you get them drunk enough they like to suck your...
"Oh my gosh do you feel that I feel like so connected."
G C
This song is for the parents of the girls they did neglect.
G D
When I hear their IQ's my wiener gets erect.
G C
Had you taken the time to help your daughters learn to count and read
G D
then I would not be inside of them to spread my awesome seed.
Dumb girls with big boobs are awesome.
Dumb girls with big boobs they suck!
Dumb girls with big boobs are awesome
and when you forget a condom then they like to titty fuck!
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Boooooobies!
Against All Auth (...)
Against All Will
Against Me!
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