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Time Of The Month
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
G Em C D
G
While Ive been away,
Em
With nothing to do,
C
I couldnt wait to get home,
D
And spend time with you,
G
Its been so long,
Em
But, now its finally here,
C
As I kiss your neck, baby,
D
What do I hear?
G Em
Im on my period, (What? Damn)
C D
A tampon has beat me to it,
G Em
Shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
C D
Well you wont get pregnant if we do it,
D
Yes I can, dummy,
D
Uh, no you cant, baby,
D
Yeah, I dont think so,
G
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
Em
While you whack me off, (Stop!)
C
Or polish my nuts, babe,
D
With a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
G
Rub both your nipples,
Em
While you give me head, (Ughhhh)
C D
Cant we just throw a big towel on the bed?
G
Hell no, I dont think so,
Em
No red wings youll get,
C
Cant you just wait a week, you jerk?
D
Ah, fuck that shit,
G Em
I promise well get it on this Friday night,
C
Right when you get home from work,
D
(I dont know, goodnight asshole,)
(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)
G Em
Im on my period, (I get it)
C D
I would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
G Em
Im on my period, (No, no, no, no)
C D
Oh, I hate this dumb time of the month,
Ooh ooh,
Am C
For about seven days all youll do is complain,
G D
Throw fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
Am C
But when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
G D
But not in an old sock, but inside of you,
G Em
Its finally Friday, youll be delighted,
C
To know that I waited all damn week,
D
Im so excited,
G
Youre there on the bed,
Em
As I slam the door,
C
I wink at my girl,
D
And slam my jeans to the floor,
G
Now, here comes your daddy,
Em
Your big lovin man,
C
Hop up on top, baby,
D
As quick as you can,
G
Cause Ill go all night,
Em
And Ill go all day,
C
Ill even go down on you, baby,
D
What do you say?
G Em
Im still on my period, (What the fuck? Are you kidding me?)
C D
How long do these stupid things last?
G Em
When shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
C D
Well just let me put it in your ass,
No?
G Em
Im on my period,
C D
Shes on her period,
G Em
Im on my period,
C D
Shes on her period,
G Em C D
Shes on her period, (Im on my period) x5
G
THE END.
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Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
G Em C D
G
While Ive been away,
Em
With nothing to do,
C
I couldnt wait to get home,
D
And spend time with you,
G
Its been so long,
Em
But, now its finally here,
C
As I kiss your neck, baby,
D
What do I hear?
G Em
Im on my period, (What? Damn)
C D
A tampon has beat me to it,
G Em
Shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
C D
Well you wont get pregnant if we do it,
D
Yes I can, dummy,
D
Uh, no you cant, baby,
D
Yeah, I dont think so,
G
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
Em
While you whack me off, (Stop!)
C
Or polish my nuts, babe,
D
With a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
G
Rub both your nipples,
Em
While you give me head, (Ughhhh)
C D
Cant we just throw a big towel on the bed?
G
Hell no, I dont think so,
Em
No red wings youll get,
C
Cant you just wait a week, you jerk?
D
Ah, fuck that shit,
G Em
I promise well get it on this Friday night,
C
Right when you get home from work,
D
(I dont know, goodnight asshole,)
(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)
G Em
Im on my period, (I get it)
C D
I would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
G Em
Im on my period, (No, no, no, no)
C D
Oh, I hate this dumb time of the month,
Ooh ooh,
Am C
For about seven days all youll do is complain,
G D
Throw fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
Am C
But when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
G D
But not in an old sock, but inside of you,
G Em
Its finally Friday, youll be delighted,
C
To know that I waited all damn week,
D
Im so excited,
G
Youre there on the bed,
Em
As I slam the door,
C
I wink at my girl,
D
And slam my jeans to the floor,
G
Now, here comes your daddy,
Em
Your big lovin man,
C
Hop up on top, baby,
D
As quick as you can,
G
Cause Ill go all night,
Em
And Ill go all day,
C
Ill even go down on you, baby,
D
What do you say?
G Em
Im still on my period, (What the fuck? Are you kidding me?)
C D
How long do these stupid things last?
G Em
When shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
C D
Well just let me put it in your ass,
No?
G Em
Im on my period,
C D
Shes on her period,
G Em
Im on my period,
C D
Shes on her period,
G Em C D
Shes on her period, (Im on my period) x5
G
THE END.
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FACEBOOK.COM/ADAMDODDCOMEDY
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