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I Fucked A Fat Girl
Written By Adam Dodd
CAPO 2
Intro - Strummed Slow.
E A
Last night I made a big mistake,
Bm A
And I drank way too much at this party,
E A
I downed a pint of Captain Morgan’s,
Bm A
Then I chased it with Bacardi,
E A
Then I had a dozen shots of Jose Cuervo,
Bm A
Jaeger, Jim, then Jack,
Bm A E
Oh, I wish I could take what I did back…
Beat. Beat. Beat.
CHORUS - PLAYED FASTER...
E
I fucked a fat girl,
A Bm A
Oh yeah, I can’t believe I did it,
E A
It must have been the alcohol,
Bm A
That convinced me to hit it,
E A
I’d never do it sober, no,
Bm A
So, this was sorta new,
Bm
But them fat girls, hey,
A E
They need some lovin’ too,
E – A – Bm – A x2
VERSE 1
E A Bm A
Well, I swear I should stop drinking after what I did that night,
E A Bm A
I know that I was pretty tanked, but it did not make it right,
E A Bm A
I saw her in the corner, she was standing by the kegs,
E A Bm A
And I smelt her strong aroma, of a turd and scrambled eggs,
E A Bm A
Her shadow looked like that guy in ‘Lost’, and she had quadruple chins,
E A Bm A
And her belly button was a hiding place, for her two little brother twins,
E A Bm A
Her waist-size was elastic, and her nipples looked like pancakes,
E A Bm A
And no boys showed up to her yard, ‘cause she drank all the milkshakes,
REPEAT CHORUS
VERSE 2 CHORDS SAME AS VERSE 1
REPEAT CHORUS
VERSE 3 CHORDS SAME AS VERSE 1&2
CHORUS
THE END.
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Written By Adam Dodd
CAPO 2
Intro - Strummed Slow.
E A
Last night I made a big mistake,
Bm A
And I drank way too much at this party,
E A
I downed a pint of Captain Morgan’s,
Bm A
Then I chased it with Bacardi,
E A
Then I had a dozen shots of Jose Cuervo,
Bm A
Jaeger, Jim, then Jack,
Bm A E
Oh, I wish I could take what I did back…
Beat. Beat. Beat.
CHORUS - PLAYED FASTER...
E
I fucked a fat girl,
A Bm A
Oh yeah, I can’t believe I did it,
E A
It must have been the alcohol,
Bm A
That convinced me to hit it,
E A
I’d never do it sober, no,
Bm A
So, this was sorta new,
Bm
But them fat girls, hey,
A E
They need some lovin’ too,
E – A – Bm – A x2
VERSE 1
E A Bm A
Well, I swear I should stop drinking after what I did that night,
E A Bm A
I know that I was pretty tanked, but it did not make it right,
E A Bm A
I saw her in the corner, she was standing by the kegs,
E A Bm A
And I smelt her strong aroma, of a turd and scrambled eggs,
E A Bm A
Her shadow looked like that guy in ‘Lost’, and she had quadruple chins,
E A Bm A
And her belly button was a hiding place, for her two little brother twins,
E A Bm A
Her waist-size was elastic, and her nipples looked like pancakes,
E A Bm A
And no boys showed up to her yard, ‘cause she drank all the milkshakes,
REPEAT CHORUS
VERSE 2 CHORDS SAME AS VERSE 1
REPEAT CHORUS
VERSE 3 CHORDS SAME AS VERSE 1&2
CHORUS
THE END.
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FACBOOK.COM/ADAMDODDCOMEDY
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