Biography:
Bo Burnham (born August 21, 1990 in Hamilton, Massachusetts, United States) is a comedian, musician and singer/songwriter. Burnham originally found fame through YouTube before being signed to Comedy Central Records in 2008.
Burnham has released three studio albums and an EP: "Bo Fo Sho - EP" (2008), "Bo Burnham" (2009), "Words Words Words" (2010), and "what." (2013).
Burnham's March 2009 "Comedy Central Presents" special made him the youngest comedian to have appeared on the program.
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Other songs:
- #deep
- 3.14 Apple Pi
- 3.14 Apple Pie
- Are You Happy
- Art Is Dead
- Cookout
- Country Song
- Eff
- From God's Perspective
- Hell Of A Ride
- I'm Bo Yo
- Kill Yourself
- Kill Youself
- Little Adolf
- Love Is...
- Lower Your Expectations
- Men And Women
- My Whole Family
- New Math
- Oh My God
- Perfect Woman
- Repeat Stuff
- Sad
- Straight White Male
- Welcome To Youtube
- Words Words Words
- From Gods Perspective
- 314 Apple Pi
- A Love Ballad
- Cant Handle This
- Channel 5 News
- Cun
- Deep
- Fetus
- He Meant To Knock The Water Over
- High School Party
- Im Bo Yo
- Love Is
- My Better Half
- My Little Secret
- Nerds
- Oh Bo
- Oh My God Song From The Perspective Of God
- Rant
- Sunday School
- The Break Up Song
- The Perfect Woman
- The Twitter Song
- Whats Funny
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Intro: C G Am G F G
Am F C G
The books you think I wrote are way too thick
Am F C G
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick
Am F C G
And I don't watch you when you sleep
Am F C Em F
Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep
Am G F
You're not going to heaven
Am G F
Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you
Am G
None of you are going to heaven
F Am G F
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you
Interlude: F F F
Am G
You shouldn't abstain from rape just
Am G F
because you think that I want you to
Interlude: F F F
Am G C
You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do
Interlude: C G Am G F G
-It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people
I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.-
Am F C G
I don't think masturbation is obscene
Am F C
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest
G Am
******* thing I've ever seen
F C G
You make my job a living hell
Am F C
I sent gays to fix overpopulation
G F
Didn't that go well
Am G F
You're not going to heaven
Am G F
Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
Am G F
None of you are going to heaven
Am G F
You're not my children you're a bad game of sims
Interlude: F F F
Am G Am G F
You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to
Interlude: F F F
Am G C
You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx
Interlude: C G Am G F G
-I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing
the line at the ******* deliaisle?-
Am F C G
You argue and you bicker and you fight
Am F C G Am
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
F C G
Over what they think is true
Am F C G F
But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you
Am G F
You pray so badly for heaven
Am G F
knowing any day may be the day that you die
Am G F
But maybe life on earth could be heaven
Am G F
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try
Interlude: F F F
F C F G
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
C F C G
And when you earn it you won't need it
Am G Am G F
I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to
Am G C
If you want love then the love is gonna come from you
Interlude: C G Am G F G
Am F C G
The books you think I wrote are way too thick
Am F C G
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick
Am F C G
And I don't watch you when you sleep
Am F C Em F
Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep
Am G F
You're not going to heaven
Am G F
Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you
Am G
None of you are going to heaven
F Am G F
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you
Interlude: F F F
Am G
You shouldn't abstain from rape just
Am G F
because you think that I want you to
Interlude: F F F
Am G C
You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do
Interlude: C G Am G F G
-It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people
I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.-
Am F C G
I don't think masturbation is obscene
Am F C
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest
G Am
******* thing I've ever seen
F C G
You make my job a living hell
Am F C
I sent gays to fix overpopulation
G F
Didn't that go well
Am G F
You're not going to heaven
Am G F
Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
Am G F
None of you are going to heaven
Am G F
You're not my children you're a bad game of sims
Interlude: F F F
Am G Am G F
You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to
Interlude: F F F
Am G C
You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx
Interlude: C G Am G F G
-I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing
the line at the ******* deliaisle?-
Am F C G
You argue and you bicker and you fight
Am F C G Am
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night
F C G
Over what they think is true
Am F C G F
But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you
Am G F
You pray so badly for heaven
Am G F
knowing any day may be the day that you die
Am G F
But maybe life on earth could be heaven
Am G F
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try
Interlude: F F F
F C F G
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
C F C G
And when you earn it you won't need it
Am G Am G F
I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to
Am G C
If you want love then the love is gonna come from you
Interlude: C G Am G F G
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