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Yogscast

Carrot For A Cock

by Yogscast
Yogscast

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The Yogscast are a network of YouTube broadcasters who produce gaming-related video content focused around their main YouTube channel, "YOGSCAST Lewis & Simon" (previously known as "BlueXephos"). The channel initially gained popularity with its videos about the MMO World of Warcraft, but have more recently come to be associated with sandbox game Minecraft, which the group helped bring to widespread attention. They are well known for their role playing series 'Shadow of Israphel' which was extremely popular in the early days of Minecraft.

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Four years of hard work!

This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!

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A
I remember when it all went wrong
F#m
Guzzling eggnog all night long
D
We went outside The snow was thick
E
Rolled our balls together made a snowman quick

A
Erecting a friend but there's something left
F#m
Had to indulge in some carrot theft
D
To make him whole We raided the salad bowl
E
To give him a classic nose

A
I slipped and fell when I put it on
F#m
Stuck the veg where it didn't belong
D
I went for his face but i hit below the waist
E
And now he's got a root vegetable dong

A
He's got a carrot for a cock Carrot for a cock
E
And it gives you quite a shock Oh it's unexpected
D A
When you see it in the flesh so orange and so fresh
E
Looks like its just been pulled from the ground

A
He's got a carrot for a cock Carrot for a cock
E
It's the biggest on the block oh what a massive one
D A
The neighbours were upset my dad saw it as a threat
E
it stood so mighty and so proud

A
Some kind of magic happened then Uh Oh
F#m
He came alive and he was real my friend
D
An excited expression twinkled in his eyes
E
We looked on in surprise as it started to rise

A
Scarf around his neck his arms are made of bark
F#m
Get down on your knees he'll help you see in the dark
D
He has a filthy addiction Veg on veg friction
E
Behind the bushes down in the park

B
He's got many dirty habits and it's terrified of rabbits
E
He'll make you moan he's organically grown

A
He's got a carrot for a cock Carrot for a Cock
E
You know it's hard as rock Oh what a crunchy cock
D A
He's got coal on his head No meat but one veg
E
He's packing so much more than just snow Ho ho ho

A
He's got a carrot for a cock Carrot for a cock
E
But his life's against the clock Oh such a crying shame
D A
Cause as the sun rose they'd gritted the road
E
All was left was his bright amber chode

D D/C# A F#m
You'll remember this December when you dream of his member
E
Now all that's left is his salty sludge
D D/C# A F#m
Next time it snows you all will know
Bm E
He's coming on you from above
Bm E
He's just snowing you all of his love

A
He has a carrot for a cock Carrot for a cock
E
He's a friend you just can't knock Oh we want him back
D A
So when it gets chilly just whip out his willy
E
Scoop up snow and he's ready to go

A
They all have carrots for a cock Carrots for a cock
E
A movement you can't be stopped (It's a revolution)
D A
To make a new best friend just follow this trend
E
Give him a vegetable bell end

Carrot For a Cock

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