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Other songs:
- Albuquerque
- Another One Rides The Bus
- Callin' In Sick
- Canadian Idiot
- Do I Creep You Out?
- Don't Download This Song
- Eat It
- Ebay
- Everything You Know Is Wrong
- Hamilton Polka
- Jerry Springer
- Pancreas
- Polkamon
- Since You've Been Gone
- Skipper Dan
- Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
- The Night Santa Went Crazy
- The Saga Begins
- Virus Alert
- White And Nerdy
- Why Does This Always Happen To Me
- You Don't Love Me Anymore
- You're Pitiful
- Yoda
- A Complicated Song
- Amish Paradise
- Another Tatoo
- Avocado
- Captain Underpants Theme Song
- Christmas At Ground Zero
- Close But No Cigar
- Cnr
- Dare To Be Stupid
- Don't Download This Song
- Dont Wear Those Shoes
- Foil
- Frank's 2000 Inch Tv
- Generic Blues
- Genius In France
- Girls Just Wanna Have Lunch
- Grapefruit Diet
- Gump
- Hardware Store
- Headline News
- I Lost On Jeopardy
- I Think Im A Clone Now
- If That Isnt Love
- Jackson Park Express
- Jurassic Park
- Like A Surgeon
- Living With A Hernia
- Midnight Star
- Mission Statement
- Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
- My Babys In Love With Eddie Vedder
- My Bologna
- Nature Trail To Hell
- Party In The Cia
- Phony Calls
- Polka Face
- Saga Begins
- Spam
- The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
- The Checks In The Mail
- The Hamilton Polka
- This Is The Life
- Tmz
- Traffic Jam
- Trigger Happy
- Word Crimes
- You Don't Love Me Anymore
- You Make Me
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INTRO: A D G D A G (x4)
VERSE:
(no chords)
Don't want to be A Canadian idiot A D G D A G
(no chords)
Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut A D G D A G
(no chords)
and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead A D G D A G
(no chords)
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed A D G D A G
Chorus:
D
They all live on donuts and moose meat
A
and they leave the house without packin' heat
E A
never even bring their guns to the mall
D
and you know what else is too funny
A
their stupid monopoly money
E
can't take 'em seriously at
A D G D A G
A D G D A G
Verse 2:
(no chords)
Well xxxxx xxxxx xxx xxxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxx [A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G]
(no chords)
they xxxxx xxxxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxx [A] real xxxxx [A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G]
(no chords)
they xxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xxxxxx xx xx xxxx [A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G]
(no chords)
can't xxxxxxxxxx [A] thing xxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxx [A] [D] [G] [D] [A] [G]
Chorus:
D
sure they got their national health care
A
cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air
E A
then again well they got celine dion
D
eat their weight in kraft macaroni
A
and dream of driving a zamboni
E
all over saskatchewan
A D G D A G
A D G D A G
A D G D A G
BRIDGE:
D A E A
D A E A
(INTRO)
Verse: (Chords same as intro)
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius
Ab C# F# C# Ab F#
see the map they're hovering right over us
(no chords)
tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous
Chorus:
D
always hear the same kind of story
A
break their nose and they'll just say sorry
E A
tell me what kind of freaks are that polite
D
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
A
so quick before they see it coming
E
time for a pre-emptive strike
Outro:
A D G D A G
A D G D A G
END:
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