Biography:
The Lonely Island is a comedy rap group consisting of filmmakers Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg (aka The Dudes). The group was originally formed in Berkeley, California - in 2001 - but they now reside in New York City. They wrote, produced, and were featured in the "SNL Digital Shorts" on Saturday Night Live (Samberg was a cast member, Taccone and Schaffer were writers) most notably "Lazy Sunday," "Dick in a Box" featuring Justin Timberlake
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Other songs:
- I Just Had Sex
- I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
- I'm On A Boat
- Jack Sparrow
- Ji$@ In My Pants
- The Creep
- Yolo (feat. Adam Levine)
- 3
- Boombox
- Cool Guys Dont Look At Explosions
- Dick In A Box
- Finest Girl Bin Laden Song
- Hugs
- Im On A Boat
- Incredible Thoughts
- Jizz In My Pants
- Like A Boss
- Metaphor
- Mona Lisa
- Mother Lover
- Rocky
- Sax Man
- Spring Break Anthem
- Yolo
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Lock eyes from across the room
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Down my drink while the rhythms boom
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Take your hands skip the names
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No need here for the silly games
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Make our way through the smoke and crowd
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The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
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Move in close as the lasers fly
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Our bodies touch and the angels cry
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Leave this place go back to yours
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Our lips first touch outside your doors
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The whole night what we've got in store
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Whisper in my ear that you want some more
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And I jizz in my pants
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This really never happens you can take my word
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I won't apologize that's just absurd
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Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
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And now I jizz in my pants
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Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
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Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt
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I'm very sensitive some would say thats a plus
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Now I'll go home and change
carry on with this rythem
I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never thought that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face asked cash or credit
And I jizzed in my pants
It's perfectly normal
Nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup
On aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check
Last week I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants
Speeding in the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I jizz in my pants
The next day
My alarm goes off
And I jizz in my pants
Open the window and a breeze rolls in
And I jizz in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape
And I jizzed in my pants
I went to
Ok seriously you guys can we ok
Capo 1st Fret
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I jizz right in my pants
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Every time you're next to me
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And when we're holdin hands
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Its like havin sex with me
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You say I'm premature
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I just call it ectasy
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I wear a rubber at all times
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Its a necessity
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Cuz I jizz in my pants
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I jizz in my pants I jizz in my pants x3
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Yes I jizz in my pants
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I jizz in my pants I jizz in my pants
The Low Anthem
The Lower 48
The Lucksmiths
The Lumineers
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