Biography:
From the village of Makanda in extreme southern Illinois, in a little hollow called Vulture Valley, comes a "caustic acoustic cacophony" known as the Woodbox Gang. They have skillfully combined the American roots music styles of bluegrass, delta blues, folk, and traditional country with the aggressive delivery of punk rock to create their own style of music to which they have given the name "Trashcan Americana". The band is very interested in experimenting
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- All Trouble Head
- Almost Enough
- Annie Dhydde
- Bad Men
- Bad Veins
- Better Place To Die
- Big Bang Yin Yang
- Black Yodel No 7
- Born With A Tail
- Butterfly
- Checkpoint Charlie
- Cheer Up The Devil
- Color Of Freedom
- Confidence Man
- Days Of Grunge
- Death Is Coming
- Devil Blues
- Dirty Sponge
- Dot Com Machine
- Drifters Ghost
- Drunk And Insane I Die Tonight
- Drunk As Dragons
- Drunk On Sunday
- Dusty Dozer And Grandpa
- Eat Drink And Be Dead
- Everybody But Me
- Family Night
- Farmers Tanblack Sedan
- Fiddlin With The Line
- First Rate Smokes
- Games Of Chance
- Gingerbread Man
- God Box Wagon
- God Fearin Woman
- Hard To Dig A Hole
- I Roll My Own
- If I Had My Druthers
- Im A Rolling Machine
- Italian Plumber Lawsuit
- Its A Beautiful World
- Let Em Break Your Bones
- Mow The Old Womans Yard
- Naked And Screaming And Covered In Blood
- Never Kissed A Girl
- Oh Woman
- On A Red Midnight
- One That Got Away
- Poor Jesus
- Sardine
- Savage Weiner Dogs
- Scarecrow
- Shadow Of Tom
- Showdown
- Sinners Love
- Skyclac
- Snake In The Grass
- Squirm Squirm Squirm
- Storm Blowing Slowly
- Strange Desert 1947
- The Devil Can Tell
- The Devils Train
- The Good Ole Days Of Grunge
- The Hanging Of Charlie Birger
- The Muse
- The Optimist
- The Panther Song
- The Termite Song
- They Came In Black
- Togey Water
- Tough Guy Blues
- Two Dollar Ticket
- Vampire Suicide
- Wrap It Up
- Wrong Side Of Town
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Band: Woodbox Gang
Album: Wormwood
Dot Com Machine
VERSE 1
E5
I turned on the old dot com machine
Found a chat room for horny young teens
Found a little lover she was thirteen
Love blooms on the dot com machine
VERSE 2
I told her I was a handsome young boy
Born and raised in Southern Illinois
I make good grades I’m on the football team
I poured my heart to the dot com machine
VERSE 3
She was from Australia and likes porno flicks
All her past boyfriends were arrogant pricks
She was from the outback so calm and serene
She poured her heart to the dot com machine
VERSE 4
I told her I wanted to meet her somewhere
I’d fly her out here or I’d fly out there
She agreed to meet it was like a dream
We poured our hearts to the dot com machine
VERSE 5
I landed in Melbourne nervous and scared
I wondered what she thought when she saw me there
Fat and bald and far from sixteen
A liar and pervert on the dot com machine
VERSE 6
I walked around the airport till I felt stood up
Then I saw a sign saying “SOUTHERN ILLINOIS STUD”
There was my lover standing there
Sucking a lollipop and twirling her hair
VERSE 7
We laughed and we giggled like horny teens will
Then she took me to a motel to give me my fill
She went in the bathroom to fix her hair
She told me not to go anywhere
VERSE 8
I took off my belt and got my britches undone
From the bathroom came cops and there guns
They put me on the carpet and they put me in the cuffs
They read me my rights and all of that stuff
VERSE 9
They took me to jail and they took me to court
My name was slandered in all the reports
The thirteen year old I was aiming to pop
A twenty five year old undercover cop
Album: Wormwood
Dot Com Machine
VERSE 1
E5
I turned on the old dot com machine
Found a chat room for horny young teens
Found a little lover she was thirteen
Love blooms on the dot com machine
VERSE 2
I told her I was a handsome young boy
Born and raised in Southern Illinois
I make good grades I’m on the football team
I poured my heart to the dot com machine
VERSE 3
She was from Australia and likes porno flicks
All her past boyfriends were arrogant pricks
She was from the outback so calm and serene
She poured her heart to the dot com machine
VERSE 4
I told her I wanted to meet her somewhere
I’d fly her out here or I’d fly out there
She agreed to meet it was like a dream
We poured our hearts to the dot com machine
VERSE 5
I landed in Melbourne nervous and scared
I wondered what she thought when she saw me there
Fat and bald and far from sixteen
A liar and pervert on the dot com machine
VERSE 6
I walked around the airport till I felt stood up
Then I saw a sign saying “SOUTHERN ILLINOIS STUD”
There was my lover standing there
Sucking a lollipop and twirling her hair
VERSE 7
We laughed and we giggled like horny teens will
Then she took me to a motel to give me my fill
She went in the bathroom to fix her hair
She told me not to go anywhere
VERSE 8
I took off my belt and got my britches undone
From the bathroom came cops and there guns
They put me on the carpet and they put me in the cuffs
They read me my rights and all of that stuff
VERSE 9
They took me to jail and they took me to court
My name was slandered in all the reports
The thirteen year old I was aiming to pop
A twenty five year old undercover cop
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