Biography:
Wingnut Dishwashers Union was sometimes a one human punk band, sometimes a sprawling twelve piece orchestra, and always based straight outta Brattleboro, VT. The project lasted in one form or another from the demise of Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains in 2007 until songwriter Pat "The Bunny" moved from Vermont to Arizona to get off junk in December 2009. Since the beginning of 2011, he has played in a new Tucson-based band called Ramshackle Glory. He no longer performs as Wingnut Dishwashers Union.
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Other songs:
- Aint Nobodys Business
- Alley Cat
- Come On Feel The Noise
- Diy Gangsta Tream
- Do You Wanna Go To Party Town
- For A Girl In Rhinelander Wi
- Free And Alone
- Fuck Every Cop
- Fuck Shit Up Whananana
- Jesus Does The Dishes
- Just Because I Dont Say Anything Doesnt Mean Ive Got Nothing To Say
- Love Song
- My Idea Of Fun
- Never Trust A Man Who Plays Guitar
- No Future Road Song
- Picking Sides
- Proudhon In Manhattan
- Reason To Breathe
- Sellout Song
- Smoke Bongs Sing Songs Lost At Sea
- Stop Being So Cool And Get Silly
- Urine Speaks Louder Than Words
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Intro]
C G Am E F x2
[Verse]
C
So I dip this pen in arsenic
E
I write a song for every president
Am F
that wont ever get shot in the face
C E
And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives
Am
Head down to the court house
F
with one chord I level the place
C E
But... hasn't anybody learned
Am F
don't ever trust a man who plays guitar
C E Am
The day I rob a bank's the first day I'm not lying
F C
to you or me about what I believe
[Interlude]
C G Am E F x2
[Verse]
C E
And if I die then let my gravestone read:
(pause) Am F
"Rest in P. Funk" cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance
C E
If I live then let my heart be like a beating picket line
Am F
they'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab
(pause)
Oh, but... hasn't anybody learned
the last to make the moves are the first to say the words
C E Am
The day I rob a bank's the first day of my life
F C
as an honest man, an honest man
E Am
The day I rob a bank's the first day of my life
F C
as an honest man, an honest man
(tap guitar)
The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank
Is the day I finally get what I deserve
End on C
C G Am E F x2
[Verse]
C
So I dip this pen in arsenic
E
I write a song for every president
Am F
that wont ever get shot in the face
C E
And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives
Am
Head down to the court house
F
with one chord I level the place
C E
But... hasn't anybody learned
Am F
don't ever trust a man who plays guitar
C E Am
The day I rob a bank's the first day I'm not lying
F C
to you or me about what I believe
[Interlude]
C G Am E F x2
[Verse]
C E
And if I die then let my gravestone read:
(pause) Am F
"Rest in P. Funk" cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance
C E
If I live then let my heart be like a beating picket line
Am F
they'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab
(pause)
Oh, but... hasn't anybody learned
the last to make the moves are the first to say the words
C E Am
The day I rob a bank's the first day of my life
F C
as an honest man, an honest man
E Am
The day I rob a bank's the first day of my life
F C
as an honest man, an honest man
(tap guitar)
The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank
Is the day I finally get what I deserve
End on C
Winning
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Winset Jacot
Winston Surfshir (...)
Winter