Biography:
Benjamin Isaac Hoffman (born December 13, 1974), also known by the stage name Wheeler Walker, Jr., is an American comedian, actor, singer, and writer. As the Walker, Jr. character, Hoffman has released three albums of country music noted for their comedic tone and offensive, off-color lyrical topics.
Hoffman is originally from Lexington, Kentucky. He is the older brother of Scissor Sisters bassist Babydaddy (Scott Hoffman).
Walker released his first greatest hits compilation entiled Fuck You Bitch: All Time Greatest Hits on May 1, 2020.
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- Cant Fuck You Off My Mind
- Drop Em Out
- Drunk Sluts
- Eatin Pussy Kickin Ass
- Family Tree
- Fightin Fuckin Fartin
- Finger Up My Butt
- Fuck You Bitch
- Fuckin Around
- I Like Smoking Pot A Lot
- If My Dick Is Up Why Am I Down
- Pictures On My Phone
- Puss In Boots
- Pussy King
- Redneck Shit
- Save Some Titty Milk For Me
- Summers In Kentucky
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Studio Version is in standard but live he does it a half step down like in the your moms house podcast version
but the chords are the same either way just a different key
[Verse One]
G C
Girls I used to jack off to when I skipped a class
G D
Are now hitting me up for a backstage pass
G C
All the ladies get wet when I roll into town
G D G
So if my dick is up tell me then why am i down?
[Chorus]
C G C
Tugging me, fucking me, sucking my dick till my balls run dry
C D C
Women I never met whipping their tits out so why am I crying
G C
Girls Finger their pussies when they hear I'm around
G D G
Well if my dick is up, tell me why am i down?
[Verse Two]
G C
Meet girl at the show and I hand her a pick
G D
But before we shake hands she starts sucking my dick
G C
Swallows my nut while I stare at the ground
G D G
So if my dick is up tell me why am i down?
[Chorus]
C G C
Beating me, beating me, fucking me raw till my dick gets sore
C D C
One girl is leaving, there is two more outside that just walk through the door
G C
Now I have learned to eat pussy whilse I'm wearing a frown
G D G
So if my dick is up tell me why am I down?
[Verse Three]
C G C
Licking me, sticking my dick in your puss till the sun comes up
C D C
Ladies I never met sending me texts saying they wanna fuck
G C
Girls suck on my nuts while they're reaching around
G D G
So if my dick is up tell me why am I down?
C G
Why am I down?
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Theres one chord he sometimes plays in between some of the verses but i couldnt figure it out at least not
with the amount of effort I was willing to put into this but is anyone knows it just tell me and I'll add it
but the chords are the same either way just a different key
[Verse One]
G C
Girls I used to jack off to when I skipped a class
G D
Are now hitting me up for a backstage pass
G C
All the ladies get wet when I roll into town
G D G
So if my dick is up tell me then why am i down?
[Chorus]
C G C
Tugging me, fucking me, sucking my dick till my balls run dry
C D C
Women I never met whipping their tits out so why am I crying
G C
Girls Finger their pussies when they hear I'm around
G D G
Well if my dick is up, tell me why am i down?
[Verse Two]
G C
Meet girl at the show and I hand her a pick
G D
But before we shake hands she starts sucking my dick
G C
Swallows my nut while I stare at the ground
G D G
So if my dick is up tell me why am i down?
[Chorus]
C G C
Beating me, beating me, fucking me raw till my dick gets sore
C D C
One girl is leaving, there is two more outside that just walk through the door
G C
Now I have learned to eat pussy whilse I'm wearing a frown
G D G
So if my dick is up tell me why am I down?
[Verse Three]
C G C
Licking me, sticking my dick in your puss till the sun comes up
C D C
Ladies I never met sending me texts saying they wanna fuck
G C
Girls suck on my nuts while they're reaching around
G D G
So if my dick is up tell me why am I down?
C G
Why am I down?
If you appreciate this please subscribe to me on youtube, my channel name is Slippery Dad I also have a cover
of this song up on there
Theres one chord he sometimes plays in between some of the verses but i couldnt figure it out at least not
with the amount of effort I was willing to put into this but is anyone knows it just tell me and I'll add it
Whetherman
Whey Jennings
Whigfield
While She Sleeps
Whim