Biography:
Benjamin Isaac Hoffman (born December 13, 1974), also known by the stage name Wheeler Walker, Jr., is an American comedian, actor, singer, and writer. As the Walker, Jr. character, Hoffman has released three albums of country music noted for their comedic tone and offensive, off-color lyrical topics.
Hoffman is originally from Lexington, Kentucky. He is the older brother of Scissor Sisters bassist Babydaddy (Scott Hoffman).
Walker released his first greatest hits compilation entiled Fuck You Bitch: All Time Greatest Hits on May 1, 2020.
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Other songs:
- Beer Weed Cooches
- Better Off Beatin Off
- Cant Fuck You Off My Mind
- Drop Em Out
- Drunk Sluts
- Eatin Pussy Kickin Ass
- Family Tree
- Fightin Fuckin Fartin
- Finger Up My Butt
- Fuck You Bitch
- Fuckin Around
- I Like Smoking Pot A Lot
- If My Dick Is Up Why Am I Down
- Pictures On My Phone
- Puss In Boots
- Pussy King
- Redneck Shit
- Save Some Titty Milk For Me
- Summers In Kentucky
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"Drunk Sluts"
Wheeler Walker Jr.
Ol' Wheeler (2017)
G C G C
G C G C
[Verse 1]
G C G
Don't understand the gals I meet much lately
G A7 D7 C
Never sure quite what they wanna hear
G C G C
They're all hittin' up the club, drinkin' real expensive bub
G D7 G C G
All I really wanted was a beer
[Chorus]
D C G
Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts
D C G
Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts
C G C
When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me
G C G
Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts
[Verse 2]
G C G
They say the girls comin' up these days are looser
G A7 D7 C
One date with them they'll let you spend the night
G C G C
I click on the internet, watch a million different porno clips
G D7 G C G
And so far, I ain't seen the same girl twice
[Chorus]
D C G
Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts
D C G
Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts
C G C
When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me
G C G
Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts
[Bridge]
D
I know I'm gettin' older
Em C
But every gal can't be like these
D
Don't get me wrong I like to fuck
Em A7 C
But it's easier sometimes to pee
[Verse 3]
G C G
Girls these days want the DJ, not the singer
G A7 D7 C
Some douchebag scratchin', dressed up like a moose
G C G C
I'm too distracted to flirt, they're all wearin' real short skirts
G D7 G
If I squint, I can pretty much see their cooch
[Chorus]
D C G
Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts
D C G
Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts
C G C
When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me
G C
Now I only seem to meet
G C
Doesn't give a shit to me
G C G
Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts
G C G C
G C G C
Wheeler Walker Jr.
Ol' Wheeler (2017)
G C G C
G C G C
[Verse 1]
G C G
Don't understand the gals I meet much lately
G A7 D7 C
Never sure quite what they wanna hear
G C G C
They're all hittin' up the club, drinkin' real expensive bub
G D7 G C G
All I really wanted was a beer
[Chorus]
D C G
Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts
D C G
Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts
C G C
When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me
G C G
Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts
[Verse 2]
G C G
They say the girls comin' up these days are looser
G A7 D7 C
One date with them they'll let you spend the night
G C G C
I click on the internet, watch a million different porno clips
G D7 G C G
And so far, I ain't seen the same girl twice
[Chorus]
D C G
Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts
D C G
Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts
C G C
When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me
G C G
Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts
[Bridge]
D
I know I'm gettin' older
Em C
But every gal can't be like these
D
Don't get me wrong I like to fuck
Em A7 C
But it's easier sometimes to pee
[Verse 3]
G C G
Girls these days want the DJ, not the singer
G A7 D7 C
Some douchebag scratchin', dressed up like a moose
G C G C
I'm too distracted to flirt, they're all wearin' real short skirts
G D7 G
If I squint, I can pretty much see their cooch
[Chorus]
D C G
Drunk sluts, they're drivin' me nuts
D C G
Can't hold their liquor so they stick a buncha dicks in their butts
C G C
When I was younger, used to be no gal would ever cheat on me
G C
Now I only seem to meet
G C
Doesn't give a shit to me
G C G
Now I only seem to meet drunk sluts
G C G C
G C G C
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