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INTRO/RIFF
Abm
VERSE 1
Abm
Who's that waddlin' down the street?
Abm Eb
It's just me 'cause I love to eat
Abm
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham.
Abm Eb Abm
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Dbm Abm
Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view.
Dbm Eb
Now my doctor tells me there's just one thing left to do:
CHORUS 1
Abm Abm Eb
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) throw out the pizza and beer.
Abm Abm Eb Abm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) get those jelly donuts out of here.
Abm Abm Eb
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) it might seem a little severe.
Abm Abm Eb Abm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear.
RIFF
Abm
Blow, fatty!
VERSE 2
Abm
Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce;
Abm Eb
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss.
Abm
Walked down an alley and I got stuck.
Abm Eb Abm
I got more rolls than a pastry truck.
Dbm Abm
When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more.
Dbm Eb
When I leave a room first I gotta grease the door.
CHORUS 2
Abm Abm Eb
Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) can't have another eclair.
Abm Abm Eb Abm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I gotta decrease my derriere.
BREAK
(I'm fairly unsure about these chords)
Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
VERSE 3
(there's not really any chords here, but I think this sounds okay)
Abm
No more pie now. No more creme brulee
Eb Abm
Lay off the gravy and souffle
Abm
No french fri-yi-yies now. No ice cream parfait.
Eb Abm
Mr. Cheese Nacho; stay away.
Dbm Abm
Oh I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt,
Dbm Eb
But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt.
CHORUS 3
Abm Abm Eb
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) lay off the 3 Musketeers.
Abm Abm Eb Abm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) until my big booty disappears.
Abm Abm Eb
Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) I'll eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears.
Abm Abm Eb Abm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) 'cause I haven't seen my feet in years
BREAK
Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
OUTRO
Abm
I think I'm about ready for a quarter pounder with extra cheese.
I need a side order of onion rings and oh, don't forget to super-size that.
Abm
VERSE 1
Abm
Who's that waddlin' down the street?
Abm Eb
It's just me 'cause I love to eat
Abm
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham.
Abm Eb Abm
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Dbm Abm
Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view.
Dbm Eb
Now my doctor tells me there's just one thing left to do:
CHORUS 1
Abm Abm Eb
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) throw out the pizza and beer.
Abm Abm Eb Abm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) get those jelly donuts out of here.
Abm Abm Eb
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) it might seem a little severe.
Abm Abm Eb Abm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear.
RIFF
Abm
Blow, fatty!
VERSE 2
Abm
Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce;
Abm Eb
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss.
Abm
Walked down an alley and I got stuck.
Abm Eb Abm
I got more rolls than a pastry truck.
Dbm Abm
When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more.
Dbm Eb
When I leave a room first I gotta grease the door.
CHORUS 2
Abm Abm Eb
Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) can't have another eclair.
Abm Abm Eb Abm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I gotta decrease my derriere.
BREAK
(I'm fairly unsure about these chords)
Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
VERSE 3
(there's not really any chords here, but I think this sounds okay)
Abm
No more pie now. No more creme brulee
Eb Abm
Lay off the gravy and souffle
Abm
No french fri-yi-yies now. No ice cream parfait.
Eb Abm
Mr. Cheese Nacho; stay away.
Dbm Abm
Oh I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt,
Dbm Eb
But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt.
CHORUS 3
Abm Abm Eb
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) lay off the 3 Musketeers.
Abm Abm Eb Abm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) until my big booty disappears.
Abm Abm Eb
Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) I'll eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears.
Abm Abm Eb Abm
Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) 'cause I haven't seen my feet in years
BREAK
Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
Eb Dbm | Abm Eb | Dbm Eb | Abm
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
OUTRO
Abm
I think I'm about ready for a quarter pounder with extra cheese.
I need a side order of onion rings and oh, don't forget to super-size that.
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