Biography:
Other songs:
- You Grew Up To Be A Bard
- Australia
- 30 Odd Foot Of Grunt
- A Shandy To Far
- Adelaides Ok
- Apparently
- Army Recruitment Song
- Astronaut
- Autistic
- Bard
- Circles
- Cuckold
- Fabian
- Ghost Ship
- Gonna Make You Happy
- Gonna Make You Happy Tonight
- Goodbye Little Alarm Clock
- Hot Girl In The Comic Shop
- I Hate Your Family
- If I Had A Tatoo
- Ikea
- Ivory Tower
- Lets Take A Walk
- Little By Little
- Monochrome No Kiss
- My Best Friends Comin
- Naked Chef Song
- On Behalf Of All The Geeks
- Science Facts Are Useful
- Snapshots
- Stop Repeating Me
- Suicide Bomber
- Sweet Caroline
- The Hot Dog Man
- Theme From Mash Guy
- Too Many Remotes
- Trees Get Chained To Hippies
- Ugly Men With Beautiful Women
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
Capo on 1st
F
They used dogs on me
C
They used blindfolds
Bb F
They embarrassed me in the nude
F C
They gave shocks to me with electrodes
Bb F
They deprived me of my food
Bb F
They paraded me round the prison
Bb A
Chained up to other men
Bb
And with every task,
F Dm
One question they asked
Bb C
Over and over and over again, they said...
Bb C
"Aren't you the suicide bomber
Bb F C
Who blew up the bus last year?"
Bb C
I say, "No," they say, "Yes,"
F Dm
I say, "You're not thinking it through,"
Bb C C7
But they went off and thought up some new things to doooooo
So they soaked me with cold water
And they left me there overnight
They put outlandish costumes upon me
And took photographs of my plight
They accused me of brutal behaviour
Whilst they kicked me in the balls
And with every task,
One question they asked
Echoing off of the cold prison walls, they said...
"Aren't you the suicide bomber
Who blew up the bus last year?"
I said, "No," they punched me,
I said, "Think logically,"
And they said, "You think logically!"
And I said, "What?"
(Interlude: F, C, Bb, F. F, C, Bb, F.)
Bb F
Psychological torture
Bb A
Has cleared things right up for me
Bb
There's one thing I know,
F Dm
When they let me go,
Bb C
I will be the man that they want me to be
Bb C
Yes, I'll be the suicide bomber
Bb F C
I'll blow up a bus one day
Bb C
And so will my son
F Dm
And his son after that
Bb C
And then some poor new guy
F Dm
Will sit where I sat
Bb C F Dm
And he will be forced to wear poo for a hat
F C F
And so on and so ever forth,
F
Amen
F
They used dogs on me
C
They used blindfolds
Bb F
They embarrassed me in the nude
F C
They gave shocks to me with electrodes
Bb F
They deprived me of my food
Bb F
They paraded me round the prison
Bb A
Chained up to other men
Bb
And with every task,
F Dm
One question they asked
Bb C
Over and over and over again, they said...
Bb C
"Aren't you the suicide bomber
Bb F C
Who blew up the bus last year?"
Bb C
I say, "No," they say, "Yes,"
F Dm
I say, "You're not thinking it through,"
Bb C C7
But they went off and thought up some new things to doooooo
So they soaked me with cold water
And they left me there overnight
They put outlandish costumes upon me
And took photographs of my plight
They accused me of brutal behaviour
Whilst they kicked me in the balls
And with every task,
One question they asked
Echoing off of the cold prison walls, they said...
"Aren't you the suicide bomber
Who blew up the bus last year?"
I said, "No," they punched me,
I said, "Think logically,"
And they said, "You think logically!"
And I said, "What?"
(Interlude: F, C, Bb, F. F, C, Bb, F.)
Bb F
Psychological torture
Bb A
Has cleared things right up for me
Bb
There's one thing I know,
F Dm
When they let me go,
Bb C
I will be the man that they want me to be
Bb C
Yes, I'll be the suicide bomber
Bb F C
I'll blow up a bus one day
Bb C
And so will my son
F Dm
And his son after that
Bb C
And then some poor new guy
F Dm
Will sit where I sat
Bb C F Dm
And he will be forced to wear poo for a hat
F C F
And so on and so ever forth,
F
Amen
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