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Tom Green

Rub Your Balls

by Tom Green
Tom Green

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Canadian comedian that has also had a sparkling musical career, including The Bum Bum Song (Lonely Swedish) which was number 1 on MTV's requests for one week, before being "retired" in order to save face for MTV. The following week's episode of Total Request Live had been pre-taped due to host Carson Daly being on vacation; since it was taped prior to The Bum Bum Song's sudden rise in popularity, it was not included in that week's TRL.

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Tom Green

Other songs:

  • Salmon Song
  • Tiny Salmon
  • Glen Likes His Sisters Boobies
  • Im A Licklefreakintea Pot
  • Rub Your Balls
  • The Poo Song

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Tom Green - Hey kids, rub your balls (The Educational Cancer Song)

Because I couldn't find any other good chords for this song with the lyrics, I
found them out myself and here it is. There's just one word i couldn't figure out.
It has question marks next to them.
You can always mail or ICQ me if you have the good word. Also, sometimes the chords
may be a bit off, but I think for most of the song they're right.

Enjoy! :-)

An comments or whatever, mail to [email protected] (or ICQ 9054368). Thanx.

OO-PIN :)

Oh yeah, and the words printer in CAPITALS should be sorta shouted... listen
2 the song 2 get it right.

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C C C C

C G D G
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
C G D G
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
C G D G
Feel your balls, squeeze your balls, tease your balls, please your balls

G G G G

C G D G (2x)

C G D G C G D G
Early detection is the key, rub your balls and you won't get cancer

C G D G

C G D G
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
C G D G
Hey kids, feel your balls, you don't want cancer
C G D G
Rub your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer
G
MASTURBATE EVERY DAY
C G D G
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
C G D G
Hey kids, rub your balls, so you don't get cancer
G
RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING
C G D G
Hey kids, rub your balls while masturbating looking for lumps
C G D G
If you find a lump, then go to the doctor and get your testicles loomed(??)
G
RUB YOUR TESTICLES
G
WHILE MASTURBATING, OR WHILE NOT MASTURBATING
C G D G
Rub your balls for no reason other than for checking for cancer
C G D G
Or rub your balls specifically for the only reason of checking for cancer
C G
Or rub your balls only for pleasure
C G D G
Or for pleasure and for checking it for cancer at the same time

C G D G
You can pleasure your balls and also check for cancer at the same time
C G D G
You can pleasure yourself and also check for cancer at the same time
G
TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE
C G D G
Pleasure your balls and check them for cancer at the same time




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