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Todd Snider

Statisticians Blues

by Todd Snider
Todd Snider

Biography:

Todd Daniel Snider is a singer-songwriter born October 11, 1966 in Portland, Oregon.

Best known for his wry humor, Snider has been a fixture on the Americana, alt-country, and folk scene since his debut on MCA, entitled Songs for the Daily Planet, named for the bar where Snider used to play regularly in Memphis. On that album were the minor hits "Talkin' Seattle Grunge Rock Blues", a folk song about the early '90's grunge scene, featuring a band that "refused to play"

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218 Artist   69 Music   152 Tab Tab
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* Statistician's Blues - TODD SNIDER *
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Tabbed by JP
Standard Tuning EADGBe
Finger pick as necessary (listen to track), or just strum with a pick. Enjoy.

CHORDS USED:

F#m A B D E

EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe EADGBe
244222 002220 224442 x00232 022100

VERSE 1:

A D A
They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain
B7 E
97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain
A D A
I'll never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime
D A E A
99 percent think with 3 percent 100 percent of the time
A D A
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
B7 E
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
A D A
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
D A
I need another double shot of something 90 proof

CHORUS:

E A
I got too much to think about
D A
Too much to think about
D A
Too much to figure out
D E F#m D
Stuck between hope and doubt
A E A
It's too much to think about

VERSE 2:

A D
They say 92 percent of everything you learned in college was just bullshit you'll never
A
need
B7 E
84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed
A D A
Because 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success
D A
Even though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population
E A
Drinks to an alarming excess

More money, more stress I guess

CHORUS:

D A
Too much to think about
D A
Too much to figure out
D E F#m D
Stuck between hope and doubt
A E A
It's too much to think about

VERSE 3:
A D A
74 percent of all statisticians truly hate their fucking jobs
B7
They say the average bank robber lives within about 20 miles of the bank that
E
he robs
A D
There's this little bank not far from here that I've been watching now for a
A
while
D A E A
Lately all I can think about is how bad I wanna go out in style

D A
Too much to think about
D A
Too much to figure out
D E F#m D
Stuck between hope and doubt
A E
It's too much to think about
Amen
A E A
It's too much to think about
Mmm hmmm




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