Biography:
Todd Daniel Snider is a singer-songwriter born October 11, 1966 in Portland, Oregon.
Best known for his wry humor, Snider has been a fixture on the Americana, alt-country, and folk scene since his debut on MCA, entitled Songs for the Daily Planet, named for the bar where Snider used to play regularly in Memphis. On that album were the minor hits "Talkin' Seattle Grunge Rock Blues", a folk song about the early '90's grunge scene, featuring a band that "refused to play"
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Other songs:
- Beer Run
- A Stones Throw Away
- All Of My Life
- All Right Guy
- Alright Guy
- Back To The Crossroads
- Ballad Of Devils Backbone Tavern
- Ballad Of The Devils Backbone Tavern
- Brenda
- Bring Em Home
- Broke
- Cheatam Street Warehouse
- Close Enough To You
- Conservative Christian Right Wing Republican Straight White American Males
- Crooked Piece Of Time
- Db Cooper
- Doublewide Blues
- Drink Any Woman Pretty
- East Nashville Skyline
- Easy Money
- Enjoy Yourself
- Enough
- Happy New Year
- Happy To Be Here
- Hey Hey
- Horseshoe Lake
- I Can Drink Any Woman Pretty
- I Cant Complain
- I Spoke As A Child
- Iron Mikes Main Mans Last Request
- Just In Case
- Just Like Old Times
- Keep Off The Grass
- Like A Force Of Nature
- Lonely Girl
- Long Year
- Looking For A Job
- Missing You
- Money Compliments And Publicity
- Moondawgs Tavern
- My Generation Part 2
- Once He Finds Us
- Out All Night
- Play A Train Song
- Positively Negative
- Prison Walls
- Ragged Old Truck
- Rose City
- Sideshow Blues
- Sometimes I Wonder
- Statisticians Blues
- Talking Seattle Grunge Rock Blues
- Tension
- That Was Me
- The Ballad Of The Kingsmen
- The Devil You Know
- This Land Is Our Land
- Tillamook County Jail
- Vinyl Records
- Waco Moon
- Whats Wrong With You
- You Think You Know Somebody
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Capo II
(Verse 1)
C F
She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county.
G C
And I's the loneliest man in the whole damn world.
F G C F
But I had me a fool proof plan, that I'd learned from my old man.
C G C
Yeah, I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl.
Am G
Now I admit at first I didn't even want that woman near me.
Am G
Hell, she looked like she'd been beaten up with a rake.
F G C Am
But as I gulped down another round, I said, hey woman hand around.
F G C
Yer gettin better looking with every drink I take.
(Chorus)
F G C
Cause I can drink any woman pretty.
F G C
Just give me a bottle and a little time.
F G C Am
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,
F G C F G C
but one more round and that womans gonna look just fine.
(Verse 2)
C F
She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first met her.
G C
She had floppy ears and this big ole busted nose.
F G C Am
And it was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth,
F G C
and them sloppy ole smelly mismatched dimestore clothes.
Am G
But Johnny Walker spiced up her wardrobe.
Am G
Yeah, and bourbon straightened out that busted nose.
F G C Am
Well a couple of vodka shots, add in a little bit of dental work.
F G C F C
Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marylin Monroe, oh no.
(Chorus)
F G C Am
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,
F G C
but one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine.
(Verse 1)
C F
She was the worst looking woman to ever grace this county.
G C
And I's the loneliest man in the whole damn world.
F G C F
But I had me a fool proof plan, that I'd learned from my old man.
C G C
Yeah, I knew right soon she'd be my kind of girl.
Am G
Now I admit at first I didn't even want that woman near me.
Am G
Hell, she looked like she'd been beaten up with a rake.
F G C Am
But as I gulped down another round, I said, hey woman hand around.
F G C
Yer gettin better looking with every drink I take.
(Chorus)
F G C
Cause I can drink any woman pretty.
F G C
Just give me a bottle and a little time.
F G C Am
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,
F G C F G C
but one more round and that womans gonna look just fine.
(Verse 2)
C F
She was worse than Oprah Winfrey when I first met her.
G C
She had floppy ears and this big ole busted nose.
F G C Am
And it was kinda hard to ignore that woman's crooked and yellow teeth,
F G C
and them sloppy ole smelly mismatched dimestore clothes.
Am G
But Johnny Walker spiced up her wardrobe.
Am G
Yeah, and bourbon straightened out that busted nose.
F G C Am
Well a couple of vodka shots, add in a little bit of dental work.
F G C F C
Next thing you know I'm sitting next to Marylin Monroe, oh no.
(Chorus)
F G C Am
She may look like an ugly ole heifer right now,
F G C
but one more round and that woman's gonna look just fine.
Tom Angelripper
Tom Baxter
Tom Booth
Tom Chapin
Tom Cochrane