Biography:
Tim Minchin (born 1975) is an Australian comedian, actor, composer, songwriter, pianist, musical director and a self proclaimed rock 'n' roll megastar.
He was born in Northampton, England, and grew up in Perth, Western Australia. He attended UWA (University of Western Australia) before launching onto the world stage at the 2005 Edinburgh Fringe Festival by winning the Best Newcomer Perrier Comedy Award.
His eccentric appearance (wild unkempt hair
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- Darkside
- Drowned
- F Sharp
- F*ck The Poor
- Lullaby
- Naughty
- Not Perfect
- Peace Anthem For Palestine
- Prejudice
- Rock 'n' Roll Nerd
- When I Grow Up
- White Wine In The Sun
- 10 Foot Cock And A Few Hundred Virgins
- 15 Minutes
- 5 Poofs And 2 Pianos
- Beauty
- Brain Cum
- Come Home Cardinal Pell
- Confessions
- Cont
- Dark Side
- Enviromentalism
- Fancy That
- Fat Children
- Fuck The Poor
- Hello
- Hope From Groundhog Day
- I Love Jesus
- If I Had My Time Again From Groundhog Day
- If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out
- If You Really Loved Me
- Inflatable You
- Its Not Perfect
- Leaving La
- Loud
- Lust Or Outstanding Woman
- My House
- Night Will Come Groundhog Day
- Nothing Can Stop Us Now
- Nothing Changes
- Nothing Ruins Comedy
- Playing Nancy
- Quiet
- Rock N Roll Nerd
- Second Encore
- Seeing You
- So Long As We Are Together
- Some People Have It Worse Than I
- Song For Wossy
- Summer Romance
- Thank You God
- The Fence
- The Good Book
- The Guilt Song
- The Pope Song
- The Song For Phil Daoust
- There Will Be Sun
- Three Minute Song
- White Wine In The Sun Christmas Song
- Woody Allen Jesus
- You Grew On Me
- Youtube Lament
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Author: Sanger (Tom Hodge)
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Hello
B/D#
Welcome to my show
D Dsus2
I'm glad that you could come
A
We're gonna have a hoot
D B/D# E
We're gonna have some fun
[notes – A3 B3 D3 G3 B3 D3]
E
Sit back
E/D#
Put your feet up and relax
D Dsus2
I hope you've had a drink or three
A
The more you've drunk
D B/D# E
The better I’ll ever be
A
And if you have a mobile phone
Am
Please turn it off
E
Thank you
A
And if you have Tourette's syndrome
Am E
Just do whatever it is you people do
F# A
And if you are offended by strong language or blasphemy
E A B E
Maybe you should chuff off home
A E
Cos it's only gonna get worse
A E
Only gonna get worse
A
Only gonna get worse
E
From now on……………c**t
[notes – E2 F#2 G#2]
A
My name is Tim
D A
I write funny songs and sing
A B E7
And if you don't think funny songs are funny
A
Well I respect your right
D A
To think exactly what you like
A E7 A
But you're sure as shit not getting back your money
Dmaj7 A E/G# F#m F#m/E
And if you write for a newspaper I'd just like to say
D Dmaj7 A E/G# F#m F#m/E
That I read your publication every single day
Dmaj7 Bø C#7 F#m
And I agree with absolutely everything you say
Dmaj9 Bø/D
I think you're the most perspicacious and delightful, eloquent, insightful writer
A G/A D/A Dm/A
Writing on the subject of the arts
Dmaj9
But if you write a bad review
Bø/D
I promise you I'll come round to your house
A G/A D/A Bmb5/A
And lay turds in all your potted indoor plants
B11
I'll lay turds!
C11
In all your plants!
C#11
Your indoor plants!
Your potted indoor plants!
F#
Hello
C#/E#
Welcome to my show
Esus2
I'm glad you all could come
B E C#/E# F#
It's time for a little audience participation
F#
Sing, "Yeah!" (Yeah!)
E
Sing, "Yeah!" (Yeah!)
B
Sing, "Yeah yeah yeah!" (Yeah yeah yeah!)
F#
Sing, "Ooo yeah!" (Ooo yeah!)
F#
Sing, "I am an audience member!" (I am an audience member!)
E
"Why are you making me sing?" (Why are you making me sing?)
B
"You self indulgent wanker!" (You self indulgent wanker!)
F#
"Just get on with the fucking show!" (Just get on with the fucking show!)
......
E
Hello
B/D#
Welcome to my show
D Dsus2
I'm glad that you could come
A
We're gonna have a hoot
D B/D# E
We're gonna have some fun
[notes – A3 B3 D3 G3 B3 D3]
E
Sit back
E/D#
Put your feet up and relax
D Dsus2
I hope you've had a drink or three
A
The more you've drunk
D B/D# E
The better I’ll ever be
A
And if you have a mobile phone
Am
Please turn it off
E
Thank you
A
And if you have Tourette's syndrome
Am E
Just do whatever it is you people do
F# A
And if you are offended by strong language or blasphemy
E A B E
Maybe you should chuff off home
A E
Cos it's only gonna get worse
A E
Only gonna get worse
A
Only gonna get worse
E
From now on……………c**t
[notes – E2 F#2 G#2]
A
My name is Tim
D A
I write funny songs and sing
A B E7
And if you don't think funny songs are funny
A
Well I respect your right
D A
To think exactly what you like
A E7 A
But you're sure as shit not getting back your money
Dmaj7 A E/G# F#m F#m/E
And if you write for a newspaper I'd just like to say
D Dmaj7 A E/G# F#m F#m/E
That I read your publication every single day
Dmaj7 Bø C#7 F#m
And I agree with absolutely everything you say
Dmaj9 Bø/D
I think you're the most perspicacious and delightful, eloquent, insightful writer
A G/A D/A Dm/A
Writing on the subject of the arts
Dmaj9
But if you write a bad review
Bø/D
I promise you I'll come round to your house
A G/A D/A Bmb5/A
And lay turds in all your potted indoor plants
B11
I'll lay turds!
C11
In all your plants!
C#11
Your indoor plants!
Your potted indoor plants!
F#
Hello
C#/E#
Welcome to my show
Esus2
I'm glad you all could come
B E C#/E# F#
It's time for a little audience participation
F#
Sing, "Yeah!" (Yeah!)
E
Sing, "Yeah!" (Yeah!)
B
Sing, "Yeah yeah yeah!" (Yeah yeah yeah!)
F#
Sing, "Ooo yeah!" (Ooo yeah!)
F#
Sing, "I am an audience member!" (I am an audience member!)
E
"Why are you making me sing?" (Why are you making me sing?)
B
"You self indulgent wanker!" (You self indulgent wanker!)
F#
"Just get on with the fucking show!" (Just get on with the fucking show!)
......
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