Biography:
Tim Minchin (born 1975) is an Australian comedian, actor, composer, songwriter, pianist, musical director and a self proclaimed rock 'n' roll megastar.
He was born in Northampton, England, and grew up in Perth, Western Australia. He attended UWA (University of Western Australia) before launching onto the world stage at the 2005 Edinburgh Fringe Festival by winning the Best Newcomer Perrier Comedy Award.
His eccentric appearance (wild unkempt hair
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- Lullaby
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- Rock 'n' Roll Nerd
- When I Grow Up
- White Wine In The Sun
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- 15 Minutes
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- Beauty
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- Come Home Cardinal Pell
- Confessions
- Cont
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- Enviromentalism
- Fancy That
- Fat Children
- Fuck The Poor
- Hello
- Hope From Groundhog Day
- I Love Jesus
- If I Had My Time Again From Groundhog Day
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- Inflatable You
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- Nothing Can Stop Us Now
- Nothing Changes
- Nothing Ruins Comedy
- Playing Nancy
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- Second Encore
- Seeing You
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- Some People Have It Worse Than I
- Song For Wossy
- Summer Romance
- Thank You God
- The Fence
- The Good Book
- The Guilt Song
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Have you noticed that your kids are fat?
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For weeknightly dinners in front of the TV
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And notes to the phys-ed instructor saying timmy has
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Asthma but he really just gets short of breath
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Cus he’s 35 kilos above the ideal weight
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