Biography:
Tim Minchin (born 1975) is an Australian comedian, actor, composer, songwriter, pianist, musical director and a self proclaimed rock 'n' roll megastar.
He was born in Northampton, England, and grew up in Perth, Western Australia. He attended UWA (University of Western Australia) before launching onto the world stage at the 2005 Edinburgh Fringe Festival by winning the Best Newcomer Perrier Comedy Award.
His eccentric appearance (wild unkempt hair
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Other songs:
- Canvas Bags
- Darkside
- Drowned
- F Sharp
- F*ck The Poor
- Lullaby
- Naughty
- Not Perfect
- Peace Anthem For Palestine
- Prejudice
- Rock 'n' Roll Nerd
- When I Grow Up
- White Wine In The Sun
- 10 Foot Cock And A Few Hundred Virgins
- 15 Minutes
- 5 Poofs And 2 Pianos
- Beauty
- Brain Cum
- Come Home Cardinal Pell
- Confessions
- Cont
- Dark Side
- Enviromentalism
- Fancy That
- Fat Children
- Fuck The Poor
- Hello
- Hope From Groundhog Day
- I Love Jesus
- If I Had My Time Again From Groundhog Day
- If You Open Your Mind Too Much Your Brain Will Fall Out
- If You Really Loved Me
- Inflatable You
- Its Not Perfect
- Leaving La
- Loud
- Lust Or Outstanding Woman
- My House
- Night Will Come Groundhog Day
- Nothing Can Stop Us Now
- Nothing Changes
- Nothing Ruins Comedy
- Playing Nancy
- Quiet
- Rock N Roll Nerd
- Second Encore
- Seeing You
- So Long As We Are Together
- Some People Have It Worse Than I
- Song For Wossy
- Summer Romance
- Thank You God
- The Fence
- The Good Book
- The Guilt Song
- The Pope Song
- The Song For Phil Daoust
- There Will Be Sun
- Three Minute Song
- White Wine In The Sun Christmas Song
- Woody Allen Jesus
- You Grew On Me
- Youtube Lament
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N.C.
FULL LYRICS IN PARENTHESES. Sing them the SECOND time around.
[Verse 1]
A C#m
I don't like Jews (who make and distribute kiddie porn)
Bm
Neither should you
E
They're ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact
A C#m
I don't like black people (who risk billions of other peoples' money gambling on future derivatives)
Bm
It's just not acceptable
E
There should be some kind of law, that is that
[Verse 2]
C#m F#m
And I get the s***s with Inuits (who find out what job I do and offer me a racist joke or two)
Bm Bm C#m D E
They get on my tits, the little bastards
F#m E
And women (who judge other women for not holding the some views as them vis-a-vis career and mothering)
D
just make me so mad
E
Does that make me bad, am I bad?
Is that bad?
[Verse 3]
C#m
And the f***in' Italians
F#m
I just cannot stand them (when they take a dive in the penalty box, denying Australia it's World Cup spot)
Bm
They really inspire my rancor
E
Cheating f***ing Italian wankers!
A
And lesbians and the bicurious
C#m
Make me furious (when their pride parade blocked the traffic flow,
C#m
when my baby had asthma and had to go to the hospital)
Bm E
It's not their fault, I know, but still... Grr!
[Verse 4]
C#m F#m
And f***in' Christians (who lean on their horn when my wife is being cautious at an intersection)
Bm Bm C#m D E
I just want to punch them in their faces (although my anger is fleeting. I understand their frustration
E
She's a little too hesitant)
F#m C#m
And I'm not comfortable with Muslims on the tube (who look over my shoulder when I'm readin')
Bm E Fdim7
And I can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers (who smoke cigarettes while they're feeding)
[Verse 5]
F#m C#m Bm
And I hate gays who talk camply (during the final act of King Lear)
And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry (when they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered
Rhinoceri)
[Bridge]
F#m
I hate the rich (who use their wealth as an excuse for bigotry)
Fdim7
I hate the poor (who use their poverty as an excuse for bigotry)
A
I hate bitches (who get rabies and try to bite babies)
B7
I hate whores (who won't accept Visa)
[Outro]
Bm
I hate Africans (I hate African racists)
C#m
I hate Japanese (homophobes)
D
I hate the disabled (I hate disabled rapists)
C#m
Burmese (and Burmese cats)
Bm C#m D
Yeah, I don't care about your color or your creed
E A
I will judge you for no reason
N.C.
[At this point, Tim "realizes" that he's made a mistake]
N.C.
[The song begins again with the full lyrics.]
FULL LYRICS IN PARENTHESES. Sing them the SECOND time around.
[Verse 1]
A C#m
I don't like Jews (who make and distribute kiddie porn)
Bm
Neither should you
E
They're ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact
A C#m
I don't like black people (who risk billions of other peoples' money gambling on future derivatives)
Bm
It's just not acceptable
E
There should be some kind of law, that is that
[Verse 2]
C#m F#m
And I get the s***s with Inuits (who find out what job I do and offer me a racist joke or two)
Bm Bm C#m D E
They get on my tits, the little bastards
F#m E
And women (who judge other women for not holding the some views as them vis-a-vis career and mothering)
D
just make me so mad
E
Does that make me bad, am I bad?
Is that bad?
[Verse 3]
C#m
And the f***in' Italians
F#m
I just cannot stand them (when they take a dive in the penalty box, denying Australia it's World Cup spot)
Bm
They really inspire my rancor
E
Cheating f***ing Italian wankers!
A
And lesbians and the bicurious
C#m
Make me furious (when their pride parade blocked the traffic flow,
C#m
when my baby had asthma and had to go to the hospital)
Bm E
It's not their fault, I know, but still... Grr!
[Verse 4]
C#m F#m
And f***in' Christians (who lean on their horn when my wife is being cautious at an intersection)
Bm Bm C#m D E
I just want to punch them in their faces (although my anger is fleeting. I understand their frustration
E
She's a little too hesitant)
F#m C#m
And I'm not comfortable with Muslims on the tube (who look over my shoulder when I'm readin')
Bm E Fdim7
And I can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers (who smoke cigarettes while they're feeding)
[Verse 5]
F#m C#m Bm
And I hate gays who talk camply (during the final act of King Lear)
And the fuckin' Chinese make me angry (when they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered
Rhinoceri)
[Bridge]
F#m
I hate the rich (who use their wealth as an excuse for bigotry)
Fdim7
I hate the poor (who use their poverty as an excuse for bigotry)
A
I hate bitches (who get rabies and try to bite babies)
B7
I hate whores (who won't accept Visa)
[Outro]
Bm
I hate Africans (I hate African racists)
C#m
I hate Japanese (homophobes)
D
I hate the disabled (I hate disabled rapists)
C#m
Burmese (and Burmese cats)
Bm C#m D
Yeah, I don't care about your color or your creed
E A
I will judge you for no reason
N.C.
[At this point, Tim "realizes" that he's made a mistake]
N.C.
[The song begins again with the full lyrics.]
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