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Tim Minchin

Confessions

by Tim Minchin
Tim Minchin

Biography:

Tim Minchin (born 1975) is an Australian comedian, actor, composer, songwriter, pianist, musical director and a self proclaimed rock 'n' roll megastar.

He was born in Northampton, England, and grew up in Perth, Western Australia. He attended UWA (University of Western Australia) before launching onto the world stage at the 2005 Edinburgh Fringe Festival by winning the Best Newcomer Perrier Comedy Award.

His eccentric appearance (wild unkempt hair

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  • Inflatable You
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  • My House
  • Night Will Come Groundhog Day
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  • Nothing Changes
  • Nothing Ruins Comedy
  • Playing Nancy
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  • Some People Have It Worse Than I
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  • The Guilt Song
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[Verse]
F#7 G A F#m7
I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night
Bm7 Em7 D
without being afraid for their lives
F#7 G A F#m7
I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body
Bm7 Em7 D
Without suffering the judgement of the conservative right
F#7 G A
And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like
F#7 Bm
Without being treated like dirt
Bm7 G A
And I think we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic
F#m7 B7
As the measure of a woman's worth

[Bridge]
G F#m Bm Em A D
I'm ashamed on behalf of my sex for making women feel like objects

[Chorus]
A9 D
Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
A9 D D7
Fuck I love boobs though, I just wanna rub them
G Edim7
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
D B7
I would rather watch boobs than a movie
Em7 A7 D
Be doop be doo, I just really like boobs


[Verse]
F#7 G A F#m7
I believe people are entitled to basic human rights
Bm7 Em7 D
Whether they are rich or their poor
F#7 G A F#m7
I believe a world where no children are starving
Bm7 Em7 D
Is a world worth fighting for
F#7 G A
And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling
F#7 Bm
How incredibly lucky I am
Bm7 G A
And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave
F#m7 B7
Should come at the expense of my fellow man

[Bridge]
G F#m Bm Em A D
I'm sure I could give a little more, to alleviate the suffering of the poor.

[Chorus]
A9 D
Fuck I love boobs though, I just really love them
A9 D D7
I don't really mind if I am behind, below or above them
G Edim7
They're just so jubbly, they make me feel lovely
D B7
I'd rather own boobs than a pub
Em7 A7 D
Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo, I really love boobs.


[Verse]
F#7 G A F#m7
I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism
Bm7 Em7 D
And we must treat her carefully
F#7 G A F#m7
I don't think we can assume we can just go on consuming
Bm7 Em7 D
Her resources indefinitely.

[Bridge]
G F#m Bm Em A D
The earth's not a bottomless pit, and we can all do our little bit.

[Chorus]
A9 D
Fuck I love boobs though, I just really care for 'em
A9 D D7
They're equally fun when they're aged 21, or octogenarian
G Edim7
They're just so flappy, they make me feel happy
D B7
I'd rather eat boobs than a bap
Em7 A7 D
Be doop be doo, I just really love boobs.

G6 A
Evolutionary theory says bosoms are buttock-like protrusions
F#m B7
Designed to tempt men in situations when
G A
They can't get a glimpse of your bum
F#7 Bm A
I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says
G A
Lipstick is for making your lips look more
D A Bm A
Like the lips of a happy vagina
G Edim7 A
Since they said that I can't look my great aunt in the eye
F#7 Bm A G
Why'd they have to say that, oh why?
G A
From that first little suck of colostrum
F#m7 B
To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel
Em D G G#dim A
We're just fucking monkeys in shoes
D Bm G
And Iei
A D Bm
Will always love boobs
G A D
i Will always love boobs




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