Biography:
Tim Hawkins is a professional christian comedian.
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Other songs:
- Hey There Delilah
- The Dogs On Fire
- 3Rd Wheel
- A Whiff Of Kansas
- Chick
- Cletus Take The Reel
- Colonoscopy Song
- Daddy Boy Can Survive
- God Is Good
- I Work At Subway
- Im Not Gonna Buy You And Iphone
- Junk Drawer
- My Arms Are Broken
- No You Didnt
- Old White Man
- Pretty Pink Tractor
- Sound Of Starbucks
- Stalker
- Things You Dont Say To Your Wife
- Time Of Your Life
- Troubleshooting
- Waiting For Your Attitude To Change
- What I Believe
- Yoga Pants
- You Imbecile
- Youre Staying Home
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
Amazingly funny person and a great song.
*Note - Tim alternates the base on the 7th chords like this C7 below.
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B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1--1-------------------------------------|
G|----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3--3-------------------------------------|
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A|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----1--------------------------------|
E|-------3-----------3-----------3--------3----------------------------------|
[Verse 1]
C7
My wife is out for 3 days to visit her mom
C7
I was supposed to cook and clean while she was gone
C7
Somehow she never buckles under all the demands
C7
I had to know her secret, I had to understand
[Verse 1]
F7
Well, I thought it might be coffee but that gives her the shakes
F7
It might be soap operas but she says their too fake
C7
It's not the car she drives or what she puts in her hair
G#7 G7
I realized it's got be something she wears.
[Chorus]
F7
Yoga pants, she wears them all day
C7
Yoga pants, hmmm.... at work and at play
F7
Yoga pants, what's all the fuss
G#7 G7
What makes them so special that they keep them from us?
[Verse 3]
C7
Well any normal person would leave it alone
C7
But I'm not a normal person and nobody was home
C7
My wife was out of town and the kids were outside
C7
I went into the bedroom and decided I would try...
[Chorus]
F7
Yoga pants, so stretchy and thin
C7
Yoga pants, feels like my own skin
F7
Yoga pants, where you been all my life?
G#7 G7
I've never done Yoga but these make me wanna try...
F7
Yoga pants, so soft and so sleek
C7
Yoga pants, feels good on my cheeks
F7
Yoga pants, these are the best...
G#7 G7
If your waiting for a video .... don't hold your breath
*Note - Tim alternates the base on the 7th chords like this C7 below.
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1--1-------------------------------------|
G|----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3--3-------------------------------------|
D|----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2--2------2------------------------------|
A|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----1--------------------------------|
E|-------3-----------3-----------3--------3----------------------------------|
[Verse 1]
C7
My wife is out for 3 days to visit her mom
C7
I was supposed to cook and clean while she was gone
C7
Somehow she never buckles under all the demands
C7
I had to know her secret, I had to understand
[Verse 1]
F7
Well, I thought it might be coffee but that gives her the shakes
F7
It might be soap operas but she says their too fake
C7
It's not the car she drives or what she puts in her hair
G#7 G7
I realized it's got be something she wears.
[Chorus]
F7
Yoga pants, she wears them all day
C7
Yoga pants, hmmm.... at work and at play
F7
Yoga pants, what's all the fuss
G#7 G7
What makes them so special that they keep them from us?
[Verse 3]
C7
Well any normal person would leave it alone
C7
But I'm not a normal person and nobody was home
C7
My wife was out of town and the kids were outside
C7
I went into the bedroom and decided I would try...
[Chorus]
F7
Yoga pants, so stretchy and thin
C7
Yoga pants, feels like my own skin
F7
Yoga pants, where you been all my life?
G#7 G7
I've never done Yoga but these make me wanna try...
F7
Yoga pants, so soft and so sleek
C7
Yoga pants, feels good on my cheeks
F7
Yoga pants, these are the best...
G#7 G7
If your waiting for a video .... don't hold your breath
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