Biography:
Tim Hawkins is a professional christian comedian.
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Other songs:
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- The Dogs On Fire
- 3Rd Wheel
- A Whiff Of Kansas
- Chick
- Cletus Take The Reel
- Colonoscopy Song
- Daddy Boy Can Survive
- God Is Good
- I Work At Subway
- Im Not Gonna Buy You And Iphone
- Junk Drawer
- My Arms Are Broken
- No You Didnt
- Old White Man
- Pretty Pink Tractor
- Sound Of Starbucks
- Stalker
- Things You Dont Say To Your Wife
- Time Of Your Life
- Troubleshooting
- Waiting For Your Attitude To Change
- What I Believe
- Yoga Pants
- You Imbecile
- Youre Staying Home
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Verse 1:
A E A
I was sittin’ starin’ at my monitor
A E A
My computer locked-up, once again
D A
And I read all them manuals, cover-to cover
E
Rackin’ my brains to find out what the problem was, and then
A E A
I called the help desk number that they gave me
A E A
And the man said “I will help you, troubleshoot.”
D A
That gave me an idea, I hung up that phone
E
Then I grabbed my 12-gauge, right off the wall
E E
I’ll do some problem solving on this thing once and for all
Chorus:
D A
And I have no trouble shootin’ this computer
B E
I don’t need tech support to walk me through
D A D
Yeah it’s time I shoot it, there’s no need to reboot it
A E A
It’s time to bust a cap in this CPU
Bridge:
D A
Come on runtime-error, go ahead an’ make my day
B E
If Bill Gates was standin’ here, I smack his four-eyed face
Solo:
D A E E D A A E A
Verse 2:
A E A
Now if you think I have an ounce of patience
A E A
I’m tellin’ you, you better not, hold your breath
D
Cause I’m gonna lock an’ load ‘em
A D
Tell ‘em I’ll send in the modem
E
An’ give this thing the real Blue-Screen-Of-Death
Chorus:
D A
And I have no trouble shootin’ this computer
B E
I don’t need tech support to walk me through
D A D
Yeah it’s time to shoot it, there’s no need to reboot it
A E A D
It’s time to bust a cap, in this piece of...Microsoft Windows
A E A
It’s time to bust a cap in this CPU
A E A
I was sittin’ starin’ at my monitor
A E A
My computer locked-up, once again
D A
And I read all them manuals, cover-to cover
E
Rackin’ my brains to find out what the problem was, and then
A E A
I called the help desk number that they gave me
A E A
And the man said “I will help you, troubleshoot.”
D A
That gave me an idea, I hung up that phone
E
Then I grabbed my 12-gauge, right off the wall
E E
I’ll do some problem solving on this thing once and for all
Chorus:
D A
And I have no trouble shootin’ this computer
B E
I don’t need tech support to walk me through
D A D
Yeah it’s time I shoot it, there’s no need to reboot it
A E A
It’s time to bust a cap in this CPU
Bridge:
D A
Come on runtime-error, go ahead an’ make my day
B E
If Bill Gates was standin’ here, I smack his four-eyed face
Solo:
D A E E D A A E A
Verse 2:
A E A
Now if you think I have an ounce of patience
A E A
I’m tellin’ you, you better not, hold your breath
D
Cause I’m gonna lock an’ load ‘em
A D
Tell ‘em I’ll send in the modem
E
An’ give this thing the real Blue-Screen-Of-Death
Chorus:
D A
And I have no trouble shootin’ this computer
B E
I don’t need tech support to walk me through
D A D
Yeah it’s time to shoot it, there’s no need to reboot it
A E A D
It’s time to bust a cap, in this piece of...Microsoft Windows
A E A
It’s time to bust a cap in this CPU
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