Biography:
Tim Hawkins is a professional christian comedian.
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- I Work At Subway
- Im Not Gonna Buy You And Iphone
- Junk Drawer
- My Arms Are Broken
- No You Didnt
- Old White Man
- Pretty Pink Tractor
- Sound Of Starbucks
- Stalker
- Things You Dont Say To Your Wife
- Time Of Your Life
- Troubleshooting
- Waiting For Your Attitude To Change
- What I Believe
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Tim Hawkins - Time of your Life (Wedding Parody)
G C D
Hey honey have you gained some weight at your rear end
G C D
the dress you wear reminds me of my old girl friend
Em D C G
And where'd you get those shoes i think they're pretty lame
Em D C G
would you stop talking, 'cause i'm trying to watch the game
[Bridge]
Em G Em G
If you're the man who wants to live a long and happy life
Em D G
these are the things you don't say to your wife
[Interlude]
G G C D
G G C D
[Verse 2]
G C D
I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
G C D
I didn't ask you but i knew it'd be okay
Em D C G
Go make some dinner while i watch that fishing show
Em D C G
I taped it over our old wedding video
[Bridge]
Em G Em G
If you're the man who wants to live a long and happy life
Em D G
these are the things you don't say to your wife
[Instrumental]
G G C D
G G C D
G G C D
G G C D
Em D C G
Em D C G
[Verse 3]
G C D
Your cooking is okay, but not like mother makes
G C D
The diamond in your ring i bought you is a fake
Em D C G
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill
Em D C G
Happy anniversary! I bought you a treadmill
[Bridge]
Em G Em G
If you're the man who wants to live a long and happy life
Em D G
these are the things you don't say to your wife
Em G Em G
If you're the man who doesn't want to be killed with a knife
Em D G
these are the things you don't say to your wife
[Outro]
G G Cadd9 D
G G Cadd9 D
G
G C D
Hey honey have you gained some weight at your rear end
G C D
the dress you wear reminds me of my old girl friend
Em D C G
And where'd you get those shoes i think they're pretty lame
Em D C G
would you stop talking, 'cause i'm trying to watch the game
[Bridge]
Em G Em G
If you're the man who wants to live a long and happy life
Em D G
these are the things you don't say to your wife
[Interlude]
G G C D
G G C D
[Verse 2]
G C D
I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
G C D
I didn't ask you but i knew it'd be okay
Em D C G
Go make some dinner while i watch that fishing show
Em D C G
I taped it over our old wedding video
[Bridge]
Em G Em G
If you're the man who wants to live a long and happy life
Em D G
these are the things you don't say to your wife
[Instrumental]
G G C D
G G C D
G G C D
G G C D
Em D C G
Em D C G
[Verse 3]
G C D
Your cooking is okay, but not like mother makes
G C D
The diamond in your ring i bought you is a fake
Em D C G
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill
Em D C G
Happy anniversary! I bought you a treadmill
[Bridge]
Em G Em G
If you're the man who wants to live a long and happy life
Em D G
these are the things you don't say to your wife
Em G Em G
If you're the man who doesn't want to be killed with a knife
Em D G
these are the things you don't say to your wife
[Outro]
G G Cadd9 D
G G Cadd9 D
G
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