Biography:
The Lonely Island is a comedy rap group consisting of filmmakers Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone, and Andy Samberg (aka The Dudes). The group was originally formed in Berkeley, California - in 2001 - but they now reside in New York City. They wrote, produced, and were featured in the "SNL Digital Shorts" on Saturday Night Live (Samberg was a cast member, Taccone and Schaffer were writers) most notably "Lazy Sunday," "Dick in a Box" featuring Justin Timberlake
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Other songs:
- I Just Had Sex
- I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)
- I'm On A Boat
- Jack Sparrow
- Ji$@ In My Pants
- The Creep
- Yolo (feat. Adam Levine)
- 3
- Boombox
- Cool Guys Dont Look At Explosions
- Dick In A Box
- Finest Girl Bin Laden Song
- Hugs
- Im On A Boat
- Incredible Thoughts
- Jizz In My Pants
- Like A Boss
- Metaphor
- Mona Lisa
- Mother Lover
- Rocky
- Sax Man
- Spring Break Anthem
- Yolo
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
[Intro]
N.C.
What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real
You know I've been all around the world, right?
But tonight I'm on my dumb shit
[Verse 1]
Em Gm
I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon
Dm
So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre
Am
I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket
Em
Pushed my way to the front of the crowd
Bm G
And I couldn't believe what I saw
[Chorus 1]
Bm Em
Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of shit
C G
With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes
Bm
And a smirk like you're hiding a dick
G
(What the fuck is this garbage?)
Bm Em
Mona Lisa, the original basic bitch
C G
Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile
Bm
Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly
[Verse 2]
Em G
I'm landed in Cairo to see the pyramids
D A
But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks
Am Em
There was trash all over and a very foul odor
The smell was that of a camel's ass
Bm G
But even that wasn't as bad as
[Chorus 2]
Bm Em
Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids
C G
Can someone explain why the whole wide world
Bm
Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid
G
(Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid!)
Bm Em
And DaVinci must have sucked an art historian's dick
C G
To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
Bm
At the top of the all-time list of paintings
[Bridge]
B Bm Em
Mona Lisa, I got to know
Bm
Where the fuck are your eyebrows, I really wanna know
Am
You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
D
Get this chick some Rogaine
You a bloated corpse, girl
[Chorus 3]
G Bm Em
I am an American man
C
This is my native land
G Bm
Where no one lies about paintings
G
But that's not the case in France
Bm Em
Where the naked ladies dance
C
And they look like Dennis Franz
G
You're so mangy, Mona
C G
Hair part wider than a country road
C G
Unless you count cats, she died alone-a
Bm D
The Mona Lisa sucks, la da da da da
N.C.
What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real
You know I've been all around the world, right?
But tonight I'm on my dumb shit
[Verse 1]
Em Gm
I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon
Dm
So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre
Am
I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket
Em
Pushed my way to the front of the crowd
Bm G
And I couldn't believe what I saw
[Chorus 1]
Bm Em
Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of shit
C G
With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes
Bm
And a smirk like you're hiding a dick
G
(What the fuck is this garbage?)
Bm Em
Mona Lisa, the original basic bitch
C G
Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile
Bm
Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly
[Verse 2]
Em G
I'm landed in Cairo to see the pyramids
D A
But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks
Am Em
There was trash all over and a very foul odor
The smell was that of a camel's ass
Bm G
But even that wasn't as bad as
[Chorus 2]
Bm Em
Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids
C G
Can someone explain why the whole wide world
Bm
Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid
G
(Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid!)
Bm Em
And DaVinci must have sucked an art historian's dick
C G
To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
Bm
At the top of the all-time list of paintings
[Bridge]
B Bm Em
Mona Lisa, I got to know
Bm
Where the fuck are your eyebrows, I really wanna know
Am
You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
D
Get this chick some Rogaine
You a bloated corpse, girl
[Chorus 3]
G Bm Em
I am an American man
C
This is my native land
G Bm
Where no one lies about paintings
G
But that's not the case in France
Bm Em
Where the naked ladies dance
C
And they look like Dennis Franz
G
You're so mangy, Mona
C G
Hair part wider than a country road
C G
Unless you count cats, she died alone-a
Bm D
The Mona Lisa sucks, la da da da da
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