Biography:
The Gregory Brothers’ unique musical stylings and comic rapport was largely formed when Evan Gregory, Michael Gregory, and Andrew Rose Gregory began making zany mix-tapes in their living room in Radford, Virginia as tiny babies. These (sadly lost) seminal works of musical comedy gently gestated for a few years until 2007, when the brothers joined forces with a bright-eyed lass from Texas. This musical collaboration with Evan’s wife, Sarah Gregory, was forged in the fiery crucible of an un-air-conditioned van during a summer tour that year.
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Other songs:
- Bed Intruder Songs
- Always Summertime
- Apparently
- Backin Up Song
- Butter On My Roll
- Chicken Attack
- Double Rainbow Song
- Happy Radioactive
- Hello Again
- Herp De Derp
- Just A Little While
- Just Do It
- Mr Poopybutthole
- Obama Mic Drop 1999
- Omg Song
- Reality Hits You Hard Bro
- Scoreboard
- Sunny D And Rum
- Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Theme
- We Need Brain
- Winning
- Wrecking Ball Country Version
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Capo 1
Em C
Why should you be the next commander in chief? We have a lot of contenders so please keep it brief.
Am Em
We need someone that understands this world today, in this country, we need brain.
[Verse 1]
Em C
Obama's finally trying to make a deal with Iran, is it gonna stop them from getting a nuclear bomb?
Am C
You terminate the deal on day one, its failed foreign policy on the Obama-Clinton Doctrine.
Em C
What's the greatest threat to our nation today? Is it ISIS, Al-Qaeda, or the gluten-free crave?
Am C
ISIS walks around in US humvees, we shouldn't fund our enemies.
Em C
We know you love guns we heard you loud and clear, now prove that you love them more than everybody else here.
Am D
Look, I don't want my guns, registered in Washington.
[Chorus]
Em Bm
Why should you be the next commander in chief? I'm the only one that has separated Siamese Twins.
C G
We got a lot of contenders so please keep it brief. I will make our country great again.
Em Bm
Could you kindly present some relevant evidence? We can grow, we can do this.
C G
Why you should be the next White House resident. Our leaders are stupid. You can be the President!
Em Bm
I'm gonna run hard. Oh, I'm gonna run with heart. You could be the President.
Em C G
If I'm our nominee, oh, how would Hillary lecture me? You could be the president!
[Verse 2]
Em C
If you get in the oval office chair, are you gonna roll back the changes to health care?
Am Bm
What i’d like to see is a private system, insurance companies control politicians
Em C
How you gonna make the economy stronger? If you don't got ideas I'll throw a benefit concert
Am D
We need to even out the tax code; the economy is different than the one we had 5 years ago
Em C
Now that marriage for gays is no longer banned, how excited are you to go marry man?
Am Bm
I just went to a wedding of a friend who’s gay, we need to give everybody a chance
Em C
Should we put body cameras on all the cops? So no one gets shot at a traffic stop?
Am C
I've been to Baltimore I've been to Ferguson, I’m a different kind of republican
[Chorus]
Em Bm
Why should you be the next commander in chief? I’m a guy with a wife 2 kids and a Harley.
C G
We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief. What i say is what i say if you don’t like it i’m sorry.
Em Bm
Could you kindly present some relevant evidence? We can grow, we can do this.
C G
Why you should be the next White House resident. Our leaders are stupid. You can be the President!
Em Bm
I'm gonna run hard. Oh, I'm gonna run with heart. You could be the President.
Em C G
If I'm our nominee, oh, how would Hillary lecture me? You could be the president!
[Bridge]
G D
God gives me unconditional love, you gave Obama a big hug
C Am
On the side of the stage its hard to even debate, but its okay i’m just tryna sell some books today
Em D
And mix tapes on my indiegogo and Myspace, its not great but its better than drake’s and these fakes
[Chorus]
Em Bm
Why should you be the next commander in chief? I'm the only one that has separated Siamese Twins.
C G
We got a lot of contenders so please keep it brief. I will make our country great again.
Em Bm
Could you kindly present some relevant evidence? We can grow, we can do this.
C G
Why you should be the next White House resident. Our leaders are stupid. You can be the President!
Em Bm
I'm gonna run hard. Oh, I'm gonna run with heart. You could be the President.
Em C G
If I'm our nominee, oh, how would Hillary lecture me? You could be the president!
I have no idea why you would want to sing this song either.
Em C
Why should you be the next commander in chief? We have a lot of contenders so please keep it brief.
Am Em
We need someone that understands this world today, in this country, we need brain.
[Verse 1]
Em C
Obama's finally trying to make a deal with Iran, is it gonna stop them from getting a nuclear bomb?
Am C
You terminate the deal on day one, its failed foreign policy on the Obama-Clinton Doctrine.
Em C
What's the greatest threat to our nation today? Is it ISIS, Al-Qaeda, or the gluten-free crave?
Am C
ISIS walks around in US humvees, we shouldn't fund our enemies.
Em C
We know you love guns we heard you loud and clear, now prove that you love them more than everybody else here.
Am D
Look, I don't want my guns, registered in Washington.
[Chorus]
Em Bm
Why should you be the next commander in chief? I'm the only one that has separated Siamese Twins.
C G
We got a lot of contenders so please keep it brief. I will make our country great again.
Em Bm
Could you kindly present some relevant evidence? We can grow, we can do this.
C G
Why you should be the next White House resident. Our leaders are stupid. You can be the President!
Em Bm
I'm gonna run hard. Oh, I'm gonna run with heart. You could be the President.
Em C G
If I'm our nominee, oh, how would Hillary lecture me? You could be the president!
[Verse 2]
Em C
If you get in the oval office chair, are you gonna roll back the changes to health care?
Am Bm
What i’d like to see is a private system, insurance companies control politicians
Em C
How you gonna make the economy stronger? If you don't got ideas I'll throw a benefit concert
Am D
We need to even out the tax code; the economy is different than the one we had 5 years ago
Em C
Now that marriage for gays is no longer banned, how excited are you to go marry man?
Am Bm
I just went to a wedding of a friend who’s gay, we need to give everybody a chance
Em C
Should we put body cameras on all the cops? So no one gets shot at a traffic stop?
Am C
I've been to Baltimore I've been to Ferguson, I’m a different kind of republican
[Chorus]
Em Bm
Why should you be the next commander in chief? I’m a guy with a wife 2 kids and a Harley.
C G
We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief. What i say is what i say if you don’t like it i’m sorry.
Em Bm
Could you kindly present some relevant evidence? We can grow, we can do this.
C G
Why you should be the next White House resident. Our leaders are stupid. You can be the President!
Em Bm
I'm gonna run hard. Oh, I'm gonna run with heart. You could be the President.
Em C G
If I'm our nominee, oh, how would Hillary lecture me? You could be the president!
[Bridge]
G D
God gives me unconditional love, you gave Obama a big hug
C Am
On the side of the stage its hard to even debate, but its okay i’m just tryna sell some books today
Em D
And mix tapes on my indiegogo and Myspace, its not great but its better than drake’s and these fakes
[Chorus]
Em Bm
Why should you be the next commander in chief? I'm the only one that has separated Siamese Twins.
C G
We got a lot of contenders so please keep it brief. I will make our country great again.
Em Bm
Could you kindly present some relevant evidence? We can grow, we can do this.
C G
Why you should be the next White House resident. Our leaders are stupid. You can be the President!
Em Bm
I'm gonna run hard. Oh, I'm gonna run with heart. You could be the President.
Em C G
If I'm our nominee, oh, how would Hillary lecture me? You could be the president!
I have no idea why you would want to sing this song either.
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