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The Dresden Dolls

Lonesome Organist Rapes Page Turner

by The Dresden Dolls
The Dresden Dolls

Biography:

The Dresden Dolls are an American musical duo from Boston, Massachusetts. Formed in 2001, the group consists of Amanda Palmer (vocals, piano, ukulele, toy piano, harmonica) and Brian Viglione (drums, percussion, guitar, vocals).

They describe their heavily art-damaged and theatrical style as "Brechtian punk cabaret", a phrase invented by Palmer because she was "terrified" that the press would invent a name that "would involve the word 'gothic',"

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(chords played on off-beats, change on each measure - 4/4, 200bpm)

Dm C Gm Bb
He told me that I knew just what to laugh at
Dm C Gm Bb
and I wanted to but I just couldn't ask if he would take it back so
F G Bb
I could know for certain..

Dm C Gm Bb
So on the bench I watched his left hand crossing
Dm C Gm Bb
while doubling entendres with the voicings.
Dm C Gm Bb
He said, "Oh darling, you're charming, Please don't find it alarming if I
Dm C Gm Bb
pull this stop out to free up a hand for heavy petting!"

F Bb
Now, there, there;
F Bb
I'm a friendly man.
F Bb F
I joke about sex because it's funny when you're
Dm C Gm Bb
frightened (ah, ah)
Dm C Gm Bb
(ah ah, ah ah)


Dm C Gm Bb
So silently I sat and turned the pages,
Dm C Gm Bb
recalculating our respective ages.
Dm C Gm Bb
Over my shoulder, he muttered, "If I get any older, you can
Dm C Gm Bb
hack my wrists off with your choice of objects, no, I'm kidding"

F Bb
Don't be scared;
F Bb
I'm a friendly man.
F Bb F
I joke about death because it's funny when you're
Dm C Gm Bb
frightened (ah, ah)
Dm C Gm Bb
(ah ah, ah ah)

F Bbm F
This is as far as I could get.
Bb F
He jabbed a needle in my neck,
Bb F
erasing all the evidence,
Bb F
but there were matchsticks in my pants,
Bb F
and if a rock should hit my head
Bb F
and I remember what he did,
F F
you'll be the very first to know.
F F F
Maybe I'll find out why this damn thing won't stop bleeding!

(break)
Dm C Gm Bb Dm C Gm Bb

Dm C Gm Bb
He told me that I showed a great potential,
Dm C Gm Bb
that given I turned heads and pages, fame would be a piece of cake
F G Bb
but practice was essential..
Dm C Gm Bb
So like a stupid child I believed it
Dm C Gm Bb
and golly, who would ever had agreed if
Dm C Gm Bb
I had been Schubert or Mozart, devoted to the fine art of
Dm C Gm Bb
perfecting absolutely everything inconsequential.

F Bb
Don't be sad;
F Bb
I'll come back again.
F Bb F
I joke about trash 'cause it takes class to be
Dm C Gm Bb
enlightened (ah, ah)
Dm C Gm Bb
(ah ah, ah ah)

F Bbm F
So several decades have gone by.
Bb F
I am still sitting by his side.
Bb F
I turn the pages faithfully.
Bb F
He turns his head and smiles at me
Bb F
and with a wink he says, "I doubt
F F
we would be anywhere without
F F F
your gift for keeping truth and consequence from meeting.."

(instrumental to end)




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