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The Arrogant Worms

The Assumption

by The Arrogant Worms
The Arrogant Worms

Biography:

The Arrogant Worms are a Canadian musical comedy trio that parodies many musical genres. They are well known for their humorous on-stage banter in addition to their music.

The Worms came together in 1991 to do a few spots on campus radio station CFRC in Kingston, Ontario, and quickly moved to doing spots on the CBC Radio One. Since 1992, the troupe has released 11 albums on their own label and one compilation album under Oglio Records. Their most recent album, Torpid, was released in late 2008.

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this song is a very very simple song great for beginning guitarists with a good sense of humor!

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There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
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He sat in the meadow just shaking his
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Fist at some boys who were down by the crick

Their feet in the water, their hands on their
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Marbles and play things at a half passed four

There came a young lady who looked like a
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Pretty, young preacher
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She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress

And she showed them her
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Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck

She said she was learning a new way to
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Bring up her children, so they would not spit

While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
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Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt

While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
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Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock

He looked like a man with a sizable
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Home in the country, with a big fence out front

If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
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Little pet dog, who was subject to fits

And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
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Small, tender hands with a movement so quick

And then she'd bend over and suck on his
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Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch

And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
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Cookies that she had left out on her shelf

If you think this is dirty
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You can go f*ck yourself!




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