Biography:
Sycamore Smith is the stage name of Marc Smith, a musician from Marquette, Michigan. Smith, formerly of The Muldoons, has toured the United States with his uniquely comic brand of folk music, complete with derby hat, guitar, and kazoo.
Though little known outside of the Michigan area, his popularity is slowly growing, in most part due to his excellent website and some loyal fans spreading the word. Sycamore is an accomplished lyricist, and his songs often reflect his love of his home area and his atheism (Hokum All Ye Faithful).
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[Verse 1]
C Am
Venus must have drifted just a
E7 F
Bit too far from shore--
G
She sunk her little oyster ship
G7
And skinny dipped
F G G7
On down to the ocean floor
[Chorus 1]
C Am
True love ain't for you, love
E7 F
And if marriage is an institution
G G7
Mine'll have walls with cushions
F
So how's about an old fashioned handhabung
G G7
Here on the futon?
[Verse 2]
C Am
Archibald Assholebroke pulled off
E7 F
Many high-profile antics
G G7
Like the time he walked outta the truck stop latrine
F
With a machine that was essential
G
To our dating scene
C Am
Archie kept it starchy
E7 F
For he wore 35 at a time
G G7
And when his chippy stopped her heavy breathing
F
Archibald could never unwind
G G7
Cuz he was busy unsheathing...
[Verse 3]
C Am
Maybelle shook her sleighbell
E7 F
Betwixt Jack Frost and a frozen hay bale
G G7
Mr Frost got his iceberg tossed
F
And then he told Miss May
G G7
That she was free to get lost
C Am
Feeling quite cantankerous
E7
Maybelle dropped him in an
F
Ice cream maker, thus
G G7
Proving what they say about scorning a lady--
F G G7
And now Jack Frost is a snowball in Hades (buh-buh-buh-bum)
[Chorus 2]
C E7
True love ain't for you, love
Am F
Oh, boo-hoo love, it's so gruesome
G
But you can't do nuthin'
G7
So you best do someone
F G C
Whom true love ain't for, too
F G C
Because true love ain't for you
C Am
Venus must have drifted just a
E7 F
Bit too far from shore--
G
She sunk her little oyster ship
G7
And skinny dipped
F G G7
On down to the ocean floor
[Chorus 1]
C Am
True love ain't for you, love
E7 F
And if marriage is an institution
G G7
Mine'll have walls with cushions
F
So how's about an old fashioned handhabung
G G7
Here on the futon?
[Verse 2]
C Am
Archibald Assholebroke pulled off
E7 F
Many high-profile antics
G G7
Like the time he walked outta the truck stop latrine
F
With a machine that was essential
G
To our dating scene
C Am
Archie kept it starchy
E7 F
For he wore 35 at a time
G G7
And when his chippy stopped her heavy breathing
F
Archibald could never unwind
G G7
Cuz he was busy unsheathing...
[Verse 3]
C Am
Maybelle shook her sleighbell
E7 F
Betwixt Jack Frost and a frozen hay bale
G G7
Mr Frost got his iceberg tossed
F
And then he told Miss May
G G7
That she was free to get lost
C Am
Feeling quite cantankerous
E7
Maybelle dropped him in an
F
Ice cream maker, thus
G G7
Proving what they say about scorning a lady--
F G G7
And now Jack Frost is a snowball in Hades (buh-buh-buh-bum)
[Chorus 2]
C E7
True love ain't for you, love
Am F
Oh, boo-hoo love, it's so gruesome
G
But you can't do nuthin'
G7
So you best do someone
F G C
Whom true love ain't for, too
F G C
Because true love ain't for you
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