Biography:
Splodgenessabounds is a British punk rock band, associated with the Oi! and Punk Pathetique genres. Their frontman is Max Splodge.
The band is best known for their 1980 track, "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps", coining a phrase that lent its name to a BBC sitcom. Peculiarly, the song was the B side of a single. The less-popular A side was "Simon Templar", a souped-up version of the theme tune of the ITV TV series, The Saint.
In 2006 the band appeared on Harry Hill's TV Burp, after being featured on Rock School with Gene Simmons.
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TWO PINTS OF LAGER & A PACKET OF CRISPS (SPLODEGENESSABOUNDS)
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GUITAR INTRO: A D A D A D G D A x2
ALL IN: A D A D A D G D A x2
VERSE:
A A D G D A
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
G D
Ill have two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
A
Ill have some pickled onions & a little bit of cheese please
A D A D A D G D A
Thank you..
A D A D A D G D A
VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
And Ive got all the right money & all that please.thank you
VERSE:
Oi, two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Eh, two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Ive been here half hour & Im getting very thirsty!
VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
WHY WONT YOU SERVE ME?
SOLO OVER VERSE CHORDS
VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Listen..Im getting impatient John!
VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & time gentlemen please..oh no.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splodgenessabounds
GUITAR INTRO: A D A D A D G D A x2
ALL IN: A D A D A D G D A x2
VERSE:
A A D G D A
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
G D
Ill have two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
A
Ill have some pickled onions & a little bit of cheese please
A D A D A D G D A
Thank you..
A D A D A D G D A
VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
And Ive got all the right money & all that please.thank you
VERSE:
Oi, two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Eh, two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Ive been here half hour & Im getting very thirsty!
VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
WHY WONT YOU SERVE ME?
SOLO OVER VERSE CHORDS
VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Listen..Im getting impatient John!
VERSE:
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & a packet of crisps please
Two pints of lager & time gentlemen please..oh no.
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