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Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
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RECTAL COMPUTER - Sexual Lobster
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"Hello children, I have a little story for you all. It's about a computer
that's rectally inserted..."
Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-bYSC6OT6s
Sexual Lobster's YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/SexuaLobster
Sexual Lobster's Newgrounds: http://sexual-lobster.newgrounds.com/
Tabbed by: Seismatters
Tuning: Standard E
Intro
e|----10--------5--------10----- -----------------------------|
B|-10----10---5---5---10----10-- -----------------------------|
G|------------------------------*strum Am Chord*-----------------------------|
D|------------------------------ -----------------------------|
A|------------------------------ -----------------------------|
E|------------------------------ -----------------------------|
Chorus:
Am G
Rectal Computer,
Am G
Rectal Computer (Stick it in your asshole),
Am G
Rectal Computer,
Am
Rectal Computer
End Chorus Riff
e|-9-5-6-3----------------- ---------------------------------|
B|---------3-1------------- ---------------------------------|
G|-------------3-2---------*strum Em and Fm*---------------------------------|
D|------------------------- Chords ---------------------------------|
A|------------------------- ---------------------------------|
E|------------------------- ---------------------------------|
Verse:
A# F
I went to the doctor,
C F
'cos my gut was playin' up
A# F
He said, 'son, your throat is too small,
C F
we're gonna have to stick this up your butt'
A# F
He bent me over,
C F
told me to think of something pleasant
A# F
It was like he had a handful of stuffing
C F
and I was some kind of pheasant.
Chorus:
Am G
Rectal Computer,
Am G
Rectal Computer (Stick it in your asshole),
Am G
Rectal Computer (I think it's got a virus!),
Am
Rectal Computer
Verse 2:
A# F
Someone hacked into my computer,
C F
and programmed it to give me gas
A# F
My mum said, 'son,why you walkin' funny?',
C F
I said 'I got a compromised processor lodged up my ass'
A# F
I showed it to my friends,
C F
they were quite impressed
A# F
Now everyone I know has a-
Chorus:
Am G
Rectal Computer,
Am G
Rectal Computer (It's internet capable!),
Am G
Rectal Computer (I need an upgrade!),
Am
Rectal Computer
RECTAL COMPUTER - Sexual Lobster
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"Hello children, I have a little story for you all. It's about a computer
that's rectally inserted..."
Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-bYSC6OT6s
Sexual Lobster's YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/SexuaLobster
Sexual Lobster's Newgrounds: http://sexual-lobster.newgrounds.com/
Tabbed by: Seismatters
Tuning: Standard E
Intro
e|----10--------5--------10----- -----------------------------|
B|-10----10---5---5---10----10-- -----------------------------|
G|------------------------------*strum Am Chord*-----------------------------|
D|------------------------------ -----------------------------|
A|------------------------------ -----------------------------|
E|------------------------------ -----------------------------|
Chorus:
Am G
Rectal Computer,
Am G
Rectal Computer (Stick it in your asshole),
Am G
Rectal Computer,
Am
Rectal Computer
End Chorus Riff
e|-9-5-6-3----------------- ---------------------------------|
B|---------3-1------------- ---------------------------------|
G|-------------3-2---------*strum Em and Fm*---------------------------------|
D|------------------------- Chords ---------------------------------|
A|------------------------- ---------------------------------|
E|------------------------- ---------------------------------|
Verse:
A# F
I went to the doctor,
C F
'cos my gut was playin' up
A# F
He said, 'son, your throat is too small,
C F
we're gonna have to stick this up your butt'
A# F
He bent me over,
C F
told me to think of something pleasant
A# F
It was like he had a handful of stuffing
C F
and I was some kind of pheasant.
Chorus:
Am G
Rectal Computer,
Am G
Rectal Computer (Stick it in your asshole),
Am G
Rectal Computer (I think it's got a virus!),
Am
Rectal Computer
Verse 2:
A# F
Someone hacked into my computer,
C F
and programmed it to give me gas
A# F
My mum said, 'son,why you walkin' funny?',
C F
I said 'I got a compromised processor lodged up my ass'
A# F
I showed it to my friends,
C F
they were quite impressed
A# F
Now everyone I know has a-
Chorus:
Am G
Rectal Computer,
Am G
Rectal Computer (It's internet capable!),
Am G
Rectal Computer (I need an upgrade!),
Am
Rectal Computer
SFB
Sfera Ebbasta
Sg Lewis
Sha Na Na
shaa