Biography:
Ninja Sex Party (often shortened to NSP) is an American musical comedy duo consisting of singer Dan Avidan and keyboardist Brian Wecht, created in 2009 in New York City and currently based in Los Angeles. They are also known as two thirds of the video game-based parody musical trio Starbomb together with frequent collaborator Arin Hanson, and as a part of the YouTube Let's Play webseries Game Grumps, also with Hanson.
The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of synthpop or rock-oriented humorous songs
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Other songs:
- 6969
- Cookies!
- Danny Don't You Know
- Everybody Wants To Rule The World
- Heart Boner
- If We Were Gay
- No Reason Boner
- Objects Of Desire
- Orgy For One
- Release The Kraken
- Africa
- Attitude City
- Best Friends Forever
- Cool Patrol
- Danny Dont You Know
- Dinosaur Laser Fight
- Dragon Slayer
- Eating Food In The Shower
- Everybody Shut Up I Have An Erection
- First Date
- Fyi I Wanna F Your A
- I Just Want To Dance
- Mansion Party
- Next To You
- Party Of Three
- Peppermint Creams
- Road Trip
- Smooth Talkin
- The Decision
- The Last Unicorn
- Three Minutes Of Ecstasy
- Why I Cry
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
Dm
Narrator Somewhere deep in the slow
eternal dance of the heavens drifts a
planet called simply Earth
And among the otherwise unremarkable population
of this planet are two incredible
heroes destined to save the future from itself
A Dm G C
( F A#sus2 C )x4
Danny Sexbang Hey Ninja Brian
I made a time machine spaceship
You wanna go on it
Ninja Brian
Dan Yeah okay cool
Gm F
Soaring through the galaxy
C
the stars and sky align
Gm F
The speed of light's for pussies
D#
we're going at the speed of Brian
Gm F
Flying towards the sexual peak
C
of history and time
C# A# C F# F
Dan Computer set a sexy course
for the sexiest year Uhn
F A#sus2 C
Sixty-nine
F A#sus2 C
Sixty-nine
F A#sus2 C
Sixty-nine I've got my space suit
F A#sus2 C
Sixty-nine And ninety pounds of space lube
C#
Crossing through into a fuckin' wormhole
beyond the Milky Way
D# C#
That shit's far
To a time of Earth so far into the future
where everyone gets laid
D# C#
Twice as hard
D
We're noble knights of honor
on a fierce and sultry butt crusade
E D
Here we are
A Dm G C F A#sus2 C
Open the bay doors and let's live the dream
F A#sus2 C
Give the world a double team
F A#sus2 C
I bet it's a billion person orgy
F A#sus2 C
in an ocean of whipped cream
Cm A# F A#
Wait this place isn't sexy at all
And this robot sign says human touch has been outlawed
Cm A# Fm
I can't believe my eyes but it's a world without sex
A# Cm A#
Everyone here just wears full-length pants
F
and loose fitting turtlenecks
D# F Gm
Men and women wave to each other
A#m D#
from a respectable distance
D# F Gm A#m D#
Without the thrill of boning what is life
D# F Gm A#m Gm
We must speak to the Council of Dick Elders tonight
D#
Dan Excuse me Dick Elders
F
Dick Elder What do you want
Gm D# F
Dan I know it's most unusual to come before you so
Gm D#
But the planet Earth sucks balls
F
now that no one's allowed to bone
Gm D#
We've come from the past to introduce you to ass
F
Dick Elder Wait You're Ninja Sex Party
You will ruin our plans
Gm
Guards Sound the alarms
If people have sex
they'll break a thousand-year spell
There'll be a revolution
and they'll think for themselves
We control this planet of unsatisfied wood
Why does being evil always feel so damn good
A Dm G C F A#sus2 C
Dan Fuck that bullshit we'll make it right
F A#sus2 C
Get ready for a sexy fight
F A#sus2 C
My dick's the spark of hope
F A#sus2 C
and a revolution shall ignite
Gm
tonight
F C
We're taking flight we have to find a girl
Gm
Dick Elder Shoot the fucking lasers
Shoot the fucking lasers at 'em
Gm F
Dan Show her what it means to love
D#
and fix this broken world
Gm
Dick Elder All the fucking lasers
All the fucking lasers at 'em
Gm F
[Dan:] A new sex king will rule;
C
let the boner banners be unfurled
C# A# C F# F
Dan Ninja Brian look at that girl
with the sad eyes and the beautiful blonde hair
I'm immediately in love
F A#sus2 C
Sixty-nine She spent a life all alone
F A#sus2 C
Sixty-nine Wanna take her to the bone zone
F A#sus2 C
Sixty-nine Make her feel the pleasure
F A#sus2 C Cm
Sixty-nine On a lonely treasure
A# F
Cm A#
I can't believe my eyes
F
but you're the girl of my dreams
Cm A#
Let's both tear all of our clothes off
Fm
like two pants-hating wolverines
Cm A#
The love we make will save the Earth
F
from this oppressive dick regime
D# F Gm
A#m
We're having sex now
D# F Gm
n.c
To change the world
D# F Gm
A#m
You brought your friends now
D# F Gm
n.c
Oh shit they're girls
Cm A#
I think it's obvious
F
that people liked our sexy show
Cm A#
A multi-billion person orgy
Fm
has broken out all across the globe
Cm A#
The human race much like my junk
F
will now be free to grow let's go
D# F Gm
A#m
But what about the Elders
D# F Gm
n.c
We tore their world to shreds
D# F Gm
A#m
Maybe they'll be cool with it
D# F Gm
Dan Oh hey Dick Elders How's it goin'
Gm
Dick Elder You two are fucking dead
D# F
Dan So much for that it's time to put on pants
Gm D#
And run away from their Death Army
F
which is starting to advance
Gm
Dick Elder Shoot the fuckin' lasers
Way more fuckin' lasers at 'em
Gm D#
Dan We can't die we're way too young
F
And there are so many girls to bone
Gm
Dick Elder Shoot the fuckin' lasers
Way more fuckin' lasers at 'em
Gm D#
Dan But now we're cornered
F
with our backs against the wall
Gm
Dick Elder It's all over Danny Sexbang
Your time has come
But first we're gonna take care
of your ninja friend here
/Slash/
Dick Elder Aaaaaaarghhhhh
A Dm G C F A#sus2 C
Dan Goddamn Brian you killed them all
F A#sus2 C
Now the empire will fall
F A#sus2 C
I have to say in retrospect
F A#sus2 C
that was easier than I thought
Gm
oh yeah
F C
Our work here's done the future is secure
Gm F
But my girl and I have one last farewell
D#
slam just to be sure
Gm F
For underneath those rockin' boobs
C
lies a heart that is so pure
C# A# C F# F
Dan Take care of this world for me my darling
I will always love you
What is your name by the way
( F A#sus2 C )x4
Kristen Ah a beautiful name
Until that glorious day when we meet again
Katie farewell
F A#sus2 C F A#sus2 C
Now let us fly into the night sky
F A#sus2 C F A#sus2 C
And we'll raise a glass to ass in a final goodbye
F A#sus2 C F A#sus2 C
To sixty-nine sixty-nine
F A#sus2 C F A#sus2 C
Sixty-nine sixty-nine
F A#sus2 C
(Sixty-nine)
Let us be gone
F A#sus2 C
(Sixty-nine)
Our quest is life-long
F A#sus2 C
(Sixty-nine)
It's a sexy destiny
F A#sus2 C
(Sixty-nine)
so let's rock the fuck on
F A#sus2 C F A#sus2 C
Sixty-nine sixty-nine
( F A#sus2 C )x2
G
F
Fuck yeah
G
F
Fuck yeah
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