Biography:
Ricky Tomlinson (born September 26, 1939) is an English actor, born in Blackpool but a long-time resident of Liverpool.
Before turning to acting, he worked as a building site plasterer for many years, becoming involved in trade union politics and activism. In 1972, having joined the flying pickets in a building workers dispute in Shrewsbury he was sentenced to two years in prison after being found guilty of 'conspiracy to intimidate' as one of the so-called "Shrewsbury Two" (with Des Warren)
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Ricky Tomlinson - Christmas My Arse
Key D 140 BPM You Tube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc41F9k3BMs
D# xx1343
G# 466544
A# x13331
A#sus4 x13341
(Bracketed Chords) Optional or just spoken
[Intro]
(D)
(A) (Bm) (F#m) (D) (G)
Here we go again hey,Same old rip off,Same old tunes on the telly,Same old faces
(D) (A)
That Noddy Holder,what,He,d put years on ya
(D) (A)
Why anyone listens to him i dont know,Hes not even as good looking as me !
(Bm) (F#m)
You seen the hair on him,its no wonder the barbers are starving where he comes from
(G) (A)
I tell you what Noddy Holder,youve got a challenge on your hand here
(D) A
Ive written this song especially for you ,you miserable old sod
[Verse 1]
D
Same old tinsel, Same old tree,
Bm
Im looking at you, Your staring at me!
G A Asus4 A
Turkey, Queen and silly party games!
D
Nana's drunk, We've had a few,
Bm
Your staring at me, Im still looking at you!
G A
Every year is just the bloody same!
[Pre Chorus]
G A G A
Grab a girl for the mistletoe, Sing along with the old banjo,
G A D A
Punch the air and sing Christmas, My arse!
[Chorus]
D A Bm F#m
Christmas comes but once a year, Loads of laughs and loads of tears,
G D A Asus4 A
Close the door and kiss the year goodbye!
D A Bm F#m
Come on in, sing loud and clear,Have one mince pie, twelve pints of beer,
G A D Dsus4
Raise your glass say christmas, My Arse!
[Verse 2]
D
The tellys crap, There aint no snow,
Bm
The pubs are shut no place to go,
G A Asus4 A
Del and Rodney on the box again!
D
The crackers dont burn what your nuts locked up!
Bm
Cliff bloody richards got number one!
G A
The mother in law is driving me insane.
[Pre Chorus]
G A G A
The carol singers knocking every day, they get real narked cos I never pay!
G A D A
Punch the air and sing Christmas, My arse!
[Chorus]
D A Bm F#m
Christmas comes but once a year, Loads of laughs and loads of tears,
G D A Asus4 A
Close the door and kiss the year goodbye!
D A Bm F#m
Come on in, sing loud and clear,Have one mince pie, twelve pints of beer,
G A D Dsus4
Raise your glass say christmas, My Arse!
[Pre Chorus]
G A G A
Its your last chance so let it all out, Time for you to scream and shout,
G A D A#
Punch the air and sing Christmas, My arse!
[Chorus]
D# A# Cm Gm
Christmas comes but once a year, Loads of laughs and loads of tears,
G# D# A# A#sus4 A#
Close the door and kiss the year goodbye!
D# A# Cm Gm
Come on in, sing loud and clear,Have one mince pie, twelve pints of beer,
G# A# D#
Raise your glass say christmas, My Arse!
D#7
My Arse!
Cm
My Arse!
G#
My Arse!
D#
My Arrrrssseee ah-ha-ah-ha-hah-ah
N.C.
Christmas My Arse!
Mark W
Key D 140 BPM You Tube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc41F9k3BMs
D# xx1343
G# 466544
A# x13331
A#sus4 x13341
(Bracketed Chords) Optional or just spoken
[Intro]
(D)
(A) (Bm) (F#m) (D) (G)
Here we go again hey,Same old rip off,Same old tunes on the telly,Same old faces
(D) (A)
That Noddy Holder,what,He,d put years on ya
(D) (A)
Why anyone listens to him i dont know,Hes not even as good looking as me !
(Bm) (F#m)
You seen the hair on him,its no wonder the barbers are starving where he comes from
(G) (A)
I tell you what Noddy Holder,youve got a challenge on your hand here
(D) A
Ive written this song especially for you ,you miserable old sod
[Verse 1]
D
Same old tinsel, Same old tree,
Bm
Im looking at you, Your staring at me!
G A Asus4 A
Turkey, Queen and silly party games!
D
Nana's drunk, We've had a few,
Bm
Your staring at me, Im still looking at you!
G A
Every year is just the bloody same!
[Pre Chorus]
G A G A
Grab a girl for the mistletoe, Sing along with the old banjo,
G A D A
Punch the air and sing Christmas, My arse!
[Chorus]
D A Bm F#m
Christmas comes but once a year, Loads of laughs and loads of tears,
G D A Asus4 A
Close the door and kiss the year goodbye!
D A Bm F#m
Come on in, sing loud and clear,Have one mince pie, twelve pints of beer,
G A D Dsus4
Raise your glass say christmas, My Arse!
[Verse 2]
D
The tellys crap, There aint no snow,
Bm
The pubs are shut no place to go,
G A Asus4 A
Del and Rodney on the box again!
D
The crackers dont burn what your nuts locked up!
Bm
Cliff bloody richards got number one!
G A
The mother in law is driving me insane.
[Pre Chorus]
G A G A
The carol singers knocking every day, they get real narked cos I never pay!
G A D A
Punch the air and sing Christmas, My arse!
[Chorus]
D A Bm F#m
Christmas comes but once a year, Loads of laughs and loads of tears,
G D A Asus4 A
Close the door and kiss the year goodbye!
D A Bm F#m
Come on in, sing loud and clear,Have one mince pie, twelve pints of beer,
G A D Dsus4
Raise your glass say christmas, My Arse!
[Pre Chorus]
G A G A
Its your last chance so let it all out, Time for you to scream and shout,
G A D A#
Punch the air and sing Christmas, My arse!
[Chorus]
D# A# Cm Gm
Christmas comes but once a year, Loads of laughs and loads of tears,
G# D# A# A#sus4 A#
Close the door and kiss the year goodbye!
D# A# Cm Gm
Come on in, sing loud and clear,Have one mince pie, twelve pints of beer,
G# A# D#
Raise your glass say christmas, My Arse!
D#7
My Arse!
Cm
My Arse!
G#
My Arse!
D#
My Arrrrssseee ah-ha-ah-ha-hah-ah
N.C.
Christmas My Arse!
Mark W
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