Biography:
Ray William Johnson is an awesome 23 year old comedian and video blogger, known for his rapid rise to popularity with his internet-based show =3 (Equals Three), a bi-weekly show where he reviews popular internet videos. He started the show in April of 2009, and became a top subscribed Youtube personality in just under a year. In addition, he has a vlog channel called BreakingNYC, a comedic annotation of his day to day life.
Along with reviewing viral videos, Ray is known for inadvertently starting/popularizing internet memes.
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C F
Yeah I gotta funny face, you can call me fred astaire
Am G
If you don’t believe in hell how the hell could you be headed there?
C F
I'm about to lead a revolution cross the Delaware
Am G
Or maybe I'm not going anywhere like MC Escher stairs
C F
No plan no ma’am, that's the way I’m programmed
Am G
Im so mentally unstable I should star in Homeland
C F
Bringing it back like Roseanne, I'll bow down to no man
Am G
These turkeys got beef but they’re too chicken to go ham
C F
And I'm pulling back the curtain
Am G
cause when your magic’s workin everyone calls you Merlin
C F
But when it isn't workin,’ the same person calls you worthless
Am G
But now the tides are turning like you just changed detergents
[Chorus]
C F
Imma do what I do, no matter what you say,
Am G
I’m living my life uckfay ouyay
C F
I guess that every superman has a doomsday,
Am G
I’m living my life uckfay ouyay
C F
I'm pretty good but there's room for improvement
Am G
My dream is to join the X-men and become a mutant
C F
Develop a dope-ass super power and then when I use it
Am G
It'll have all the dudes scared like the #MeToo movement
C F
And what the hell is wrong with me
Am G
maybe I should stop horsing around and be a model-T
C F
I couldn't give commands if I authored deuteronomy
Am G
The only props I get is when I'm doing prop comedy
C
So where in the hell are my accolades
F
I’m barely even getting a passing grade
Am G
I’ve got about as many real friends as Tom Hanks in “Cast Away”
C F
But I still got that super strength and I did it without those gamma rays
Am G N.C.
Because these days are aaahhhhh, happy days
C F
Well I do what I do,
Am G
and I'm about to change the future where's elizabeth shue?
C F
But you don’t hear me like a soft C sound in Madrid
Am G
but I'm always coming back, girl. I’m like the McRib
[Chorus]
C F
Imma do what I do, no matter what you say,
Am G
I’m living my life uckfay ouyay
C F
I guess that every superman has a doomsday,
Am G
I’m living my life uckfay ouyay
C F Am G C
I can take a loss and I can handle rejection
F Am G C
I just want to have an effect like russians on elections
F Am G C
I can take a loss and I can handle rejection
F Am G C
I just want to have an effect like russians on elections
C F
Some of you people are done with me roasting me up like a pumpkin seed
Am G
Failure can be humbling thats why raps so tongue and cheek
C F
Look at all my accomplishments and all you see are tumbleweeds
Am G
Why you being a buzzkill like you stepping on a bumble bee?
C F
And you can think what you like
Am G
cause it would take a brain transplant to change your mind
C F
Oh well you know I got the juice so why the hell you drinking kool aid?
Am G
I also rap in pig latin so uckfay ouyay
[Chorus]
C F
Imma do what I do, no matter what you say,
Am G
I’m living my life uckfay ouyay
C F
I guess that every superman has a doomsday,
Am G
I’m living my life uckfay ouyay
[Outro]
C
Na na na na
F
Na na na na
Am
Na na na na
G
uckfay ouyay
C
Na na na na
F
Na na na na
Am
Na na na na
G
uckfay ouyay
Yeah I gotta funny face, you can call me fred astaire
Am G
If you don’t believe in hell how the hell could you be headed there?
C F
I'm about to lead a revolution cross the Delaware
Am G
Or maybe I'm not going anywhere like MC Escher stairs
C F
No plan no ma’am, that's the way I’m programmed
Am G
Im so mentally unstable I should star in Homeland
C F
Bringing it back like Roseanne, I'll bow down to no man
Am G
These turkeys got beef but they’re too chicken to go ham
C F
And I'm pulling back the curtain
Am G
cause when your magic’s workin everyone calls you Merlin
C F
But when it isn't workin,’ the same person calls you worthless
Am G
But now the tides are turning like you just changed detergents
[Chorus]
C F
Imma do what I do, no matter what you say,
Am G
I’m living my life uckfay ouyay
C F
I guess that every superman has a doomsday,
Am G
I’m living my life uckfay ouyay
C F
I'm pretty good but there's room for improvement
Am G
My dream is to join the X-men and become a mutant
C F
Develop a dope-ass super power and then when I use it
Am G
It'll have all the dudes scared like the #MeToo movement
C F
And what the hell is wrong with me
Am G
maybe I should stop horsing around and be a model-T
C F
I couldn't give commands if I authored deuteronomy
Am G
The only props I get is when I'm doing prop comedy
C
So where in the hell are my accolades
F
I’m barely even getting a passing grade
Am G
I’ve got about as many real friends as Tom Hanks in “Cast Away”
C F
But I still got that super strength and I did it without those gamma rays
Am G N.C.
Because these days are aaahhhhh, happy days
C F
Well I do what I do,
Am G
and I'm about to change the future where's elizabeth shue?
C F
But you don’t hear me like a soft C sound in Madrid
Am G
but I'm always coming back, girl. I’m like the McRib
[Chorus]
C F
Imma do what I do, no matter what you say,
Am G
I’m living my life uckfay ouyay
C F
I guess that every superman has a doomsday,
Am G
I’m living my life uckfay ouyay
C F Am G C
I can take a loss and I can handle rejection
F Am G C
I just want to have an effect like russians on elections
F Am G C
I can take a loss and I can handle rejection
F Am G C
I just want to have an effect like russians on elections
C F
Some of you people are done with me roasting me up like a pumpkin seed
Am G
Failure can be humbling thats why raps so tongue and cheek
C F
Look at all my accomplishments and all you see are tumbleweeds
Am G
Why you being a buzzkill like you stepping on a bumble bee?
C F
And you can think what you like
Am G
cause it would take a brain transplant to change your mind
C F
Oh well you know I got the juice so why the hell you drinking kool aid?
Am G
I also rap in pig latin so uckfay ouyay
[Chorus]
C F
Imma do what I do, no matter what you say,
Am G
I’m living my life uckfay ouyay
C F
I guess that every superman has a doomsday,
Am G
I’m living my life uckfay ouyay
[Outro]
C
Na na na na
F
Na na na na
Am
Na na na na
G
uckfay ouyay
C
Na na na na
F
Na na na na
Am
Na na na na
G
uckfay ouyay
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