Biography:
Philadelphia Grand Jury (The Philly Jays) are an Australian trio from Sydney, New South Wales. The band's line up consists of Joel "MC Bad Genius" Beeson on bass, keyboard and guitar, Simon "Berkfinger" Berckelman on vocals and guitar and Dan "Dan W. Sweat" Williams drums. They play a mix of indie, punk and soul.
Beeson originally formed a band called Johnson in 2001 with his friend Berckelman, before creating the indie band label Motherlovin' Records in 2004.
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If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
C Am C Am
[Verse 1] (All open chords)
C
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Am
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
C
Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
Am
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
C
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
Am
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
C
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
Am(single strum)
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
C
I got beef with radio if i don't play they show
Am
They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO
C
Rap mags try and use my black ass
Am
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
C
I don't know what you take me as,
Am
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
C
I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
Am
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[Chorus]
G
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
F(single strum)
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
C Am C Am
[Verse 2](barre chords and different strumming pattern)
C
The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
Am
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
C
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Am
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
C
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
Am
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
C
So I...pull over to the side of the road
Am
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
(Open chords again)
C
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Am
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
C
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
Am(single strum)
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
(Spoken bit)
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
C Em
I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
Am(single strum)
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
C Em
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
Am G
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
C(single strum)
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
C
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Am
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
Am
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[Chorus]
G
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
F(single strum)
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
C Am C Am
[Outro]
C
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Am
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
C
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Am
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
G
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
F(single strum)
I got 99 problems but that bitch ain't one
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
C Am C Am
[Verse 1] (All open chords)
C
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Am
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
C
Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
Am
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
C
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
Am
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
C
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
Am(single strum)
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
C
I got beef with radio if i don't play they show
Am
They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO
C
Rap mags try and use my black ass
Am
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
C
I don't know what you take me as,
Am
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
C
I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
Am
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[Chorus]
G
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
F(single strum)
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
C Am C Am
[Verse 2](barre chords and different strumming pattern)
C
The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
Am
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
C
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Am
Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
C
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
Am
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
C
So I...pull over to the side of the road
Am
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
(Open chords again)
C
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Am
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
C
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
Am(single strum)
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
(Spoken bit)
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
C Em
I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
Am(single strum)
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
C Em
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
Am G
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
C(single strum)
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
C
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Am
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
Am
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
[Chorus]
G
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
F(single strum)
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me
C Am C Am
[Outro]
C
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Am
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
C
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Am
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
G
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
F(single strum)
I got 99 problems but that bitch ain't one
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