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Patent Pending

Nsfw

by Patent Pending
Patent Pending

Biography:

Patent Pending is a pop punk band from Mt. Sinai, New York. The band has been together since 2001 and has played hundreds of shows all across the United States, including a few Vans Warped Tours and a few Bamboozle Festivals. They have played with many bands, including Taking Back Sunday, Gym Class Heroes, Motion City Soundtrack, Cobra Starship, Catch 22, MC Lars, Suburban Legends, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Family Force 5 and Bowling for Soup.

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Four years of hard work!

This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!

228 Artist   62 Music   160 Tab Tab
Patent Pending - NSFW

Standard Tuning - No Capo

A D E F#m
e|-0---2---0---2-|
B|-2---3---0---2-|
G|-2---2---1---2-|
D|-2---0---2---4-|
A|-0---x---2---4-|
E|-x---x---0---2-|


Intro:
A E D D
A E F#m F#m


A E
I know you like to think you've found the one,
D
And it must be, finally, gotta be love,
A E
But you're probably not and probably didn't (nope)
F#m
Just sayin' that Snapchat, text-back game you're playing
A E
Starts with 'show me yours and I'll show you mine'
D
Then a couple screenshots end up online
A E
And those dick pics and titty snaps
F#m
Have all gone viral on the internet (tight)


A E D
Naked pictures sound like fun
A E F#m
Until you break up and they make their way to everyone

And all of the creepers
A E
Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
D
Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
A E F#m
Don't take those pictures like you do
A E
Of you in your birthday suit.
D A E F#m
You in your birthday suit.


A E
Talkin' that va-jay-jay vision with a nipple lick flick,
D
A cock shot, ball drop or 'baby just the tip'
A E
Cause news moves fast but your boobs move quicker
F#m
Picture that ass on the front page of Flickr
A E
NSFW, more like anywhere,
D
Tried my best to warn you, but you didn't care.
A E
Awkward pose, bad light, slight bend
F#m
Leave it to the pros, y'all, you should never send


A E D
Naked pictures sound like fun
A E F#m
Until you break up and they make their way to everyone

And all of the creepers
A E
Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
D
Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
A E F#m
Don't take those pictures like you do

Of you in your birthday suit.

You in your birthday suit.


A E
Best case scenario, pictures of your scarey-o
D
Face, never make it to the wrong hands.
A E
The inverse, is the whole universe
F#m
Sees you shake your holiday hams.
A E
Background check for the perfect job
D
But the Google search shows the tiggle bit is a dong
A E
There's a booty smack screencap goin' around
F#m A E D
And you had to get a lawyer to get the nip clip taken down
A E F#m
(well, that's what your junk looks like,)
N.C.
(So I guess there's that)


A E D
Naked pictures sound like fun
A E F#m
Until you break up and they make their way to your mom

And all of the creepers
A E
Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
D
Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
A E F#m
Don't take those pictures like you do
A E
Of you in your birthday suit.
D A E F#m
You in your birthday suit.


Enjoy!
-Sace




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